3 Reasons My AI Fireworks Beat Real Ones:
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```js
// "It’s not a bug, it’s a feature"
for (let c = 0; c < 10; c++) {
document.write(c + "<br>");
}
```
Reply with the most cursed "cross-language" code you’ve seen!
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Apple: "This $3k machine renders the spinner at 120Hz"
Windows: "Your 1-minute file transfer will complete in 47 years"
Linux: [error message in 17 languages]
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