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@Astoniano1 @MattooShashank Of course he’ll start paying his taxes if he has to! What about back taxes? It’s like saying you can keep all the cars you stole as long as you don’t steal anymore.

@MattooShashank Tax-driven decisions are yours to own …but, ok, give the man a 6 month extension but he must drop the sentimental bs and apply for permanent residency and start paying his taxes as resident

An Indian restaurant owner in Japan breaks down after his visa was rejected forcing him to return to India "My kids only speak Japanese. I've worked hard for 30 years and bought a house. I haven't committed a crime and did my best. Is this humane?" he asks in a viral clip

@chulopxpi @DhruvB911 @TrumpsLostBalls You do not make more money than them and you don’t fcuk their women

@DhruvB911 @TrumpsLostBalls who cares about the white man ! we make more money than them and fcuk their women 🤣

Woman in India holding a giant cow turd like a messiah was born.

@Rajathsinhaa @GrinchOnSol @TrumpsLostBalls Prove it? The fact that you said it’s Bangladesh means it’s definitely India

@GrinchOnSol @TrumpsLostBalls This is Bangladesh lmaooo

@AlexKudic2080 @MattThielen Elanga and Gordon don’t play for us. Our wide players are Salah, Gakpo, Ngumoah & Chiesa. Salah & Chiesa are leaving & he’s better than Gakpo.

@MattThielen Liverpool should be looking for a better upgrade, not a downgrade. Yankuba Minteh is not better than Anthony Elanga Or Anthony Gordon

🚨EXL: Liverpool have made contact with the representatives of Brighton winger Yankuba Minteh about a potential summer transfer. ➡️The pacey winger is said to be keen on the move.

@matt__77777 @MattThielen PL proven is a very good standard. There are no guarantees. Mane was signed from Southampton. LFC fans said the same thing then. We’ll never get back to challenging by signing players mid players from mid clubs.

@MattThielen This is how it happens, buying mid players. We deserve and should be buying world class players. Not decent players from mid table teams

@AdamJoseph You’ve mentioned 7 players who have missed out and 5 who are included. You can’t take everyone. JB, MG-W, CP are all attacking players. You could only take one of them instead of Gordon. Some have to miss out.

No Harry Maguire, Adam Wharton, Jarrod Bowen, Morgan Gibbs-White, Cole Palmer, Luke Shaw or Lewis Hall in England's World Cup squad? Instead Dan Burn, Jordan Henderson, Jarell Quansah, Anthony Gordon & John Stones make the cut? Thomas Tuchel's questionable talent ID is why he shouldn't be given major power at club level & it has shown again here.

@11oydo @Footballtweet Isn’t this a schoolboy Michael Owen doing some training with a GK who is getting some coaching. What’s cringe about it?

@Footballtweet youtu.be/WqOxNspUPyE?si… Ronaldo doing this in the Saudi league is actually more cringe than Michael Owen. And I never thought anything would be more cringe

HE'S JUST SCORED A FREE-KICK IN THE FINAL MATCH TO WIN THE LEAGUE FOR AL-NASSR. THE BIGGEST OF BIG GAME PLAYERS. 🐐🇸🇦

@markmack2110 @Progress_Lfc It’s true, defenders could commit assaults and get away with it and pitches were poor. Energy drinks do not make you a better player or give you energy to play longer.

@Progress_Lfc Ian Rush played during an era when players could put in proper tackles, when pitches were poor and neither the ball, nor the boots were designed to help the player and energy drinks didnt exist

🚨 Ian Rush in his first 2 seasons at Liverpool scored 59 goals 🚨 Robbie Fowler in his first 2 seasons at Liverpool scored 59 goals 🚨 Michael Owen in his first 2 seasons at Liverpool scored 44 goals 🚨 Fernando Torres in his first 2 seasons at Liverpool scored 50 goals 🚨 Luis Suárez in his first 2 seasons at Liverpool scored 51 goals 🚨 Mohamed Salah has…… see below

Lose twice to Man Utd, twice to PSG, three times to Man City and three times to Crystal Palace. Lose 3-0 at home to Forest, then chuck in a defeat to Wolves for good measure. Nine losses in twelve games, the worst record in the league for goals conceded from set pieces, and dumped out of every competition. Then you’re told your job is safe… and somehow people are surprised nothing improves.

@WelBeast You will of course get the ‘7 Month Trophy’, go get your cup

We’ve been top of the table for 7 months.

@Daddicratic @Sire_Gift Chelsea didn’t field a weakened team. Man City won their last 5 games, they did not drop any points.

@Sire_Gift Actually, Liverpool denied themselves that title. 1. Chelsea fielded a weak team against Liverpool. The ref was ready to support Liverpool. 2. After the loss, city dropped points, opportunity Liverpool again, they blew it at crystal palace. Were leading by 3-0, then drew 3-3.

This is the funniest EPL title race ever. 😂 - Borini, who was loaned to Liverpool from Sunderland scored a PK that cost Chelsea the chances of winning the League. - Next matchday, Chelsea went ahead to beat Liverpool to reduce Liverpool’s chances of winning the League too. - Eventually, the title was now in Man City’s advantage to win.

@Corballyred I think Gordon is a good player PL player and a much better option than Gakpo or Chiesa. Senesi and Wilson are mid/lower mid table team level players.

Marcos Senesi, Harry Wilson, Anthony Gordon all heavily linked🫢 The Slot effect. The banter years are returning. And you'll be gaslit and told theyd be great signings😢

@Teamgyokeres Switch your calculator off, wait 30 seconds and switch it back on again. What are the results now?

🚨 UCL Winner Probability: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1. Arsenal - 34% 🇩🇪 2. Bayern - 27% 🇫🇷 3. PSG - 21% 🇪🇸 4. Atletico - 11% 🇪🇸 5. Real.... more

@Lfcbami3 @Rid1_1994 It is all completely and absolutely the Managers fault. It is not our first defeat or the first performance of this type. This is our style, our Managers style. Any player can have a bad game.

@Rid1_1994 I’m not picking out Salah alone I was just trying to justify it’s not all the manager’s fault .

Explain to me like a baby that I am . HOW IS THIS SALAH’S PERFORMANCE SLOT’S FAULT!!!!!!!!

@Ash_LFC7 They didn’t swap shirts on pitch. They’ve both been substituted.

This is the example of a modern day footballer. Disgraceful players like Ekitike who is more worried about his french mates & his dress sense than have any passion for the club. For most fans their entire weekend is ruined. For Ekitike it’s another game. #lfc #mciliv

@tezsli @BrankoMilan They weren’t in the first match against Saudi Arabia

@BrankoMilan Argentina in 2022 were the better team in every single match they played.

The World Cups that were won by the really best team: (i begin with post WW2) 1958 Brazil 1962 Brazil 1970 Brazil 1986 Argentina 2002 Brazil 2010 Spain 2014 Germany 2018 France

@fabioescanhuela @futnostalgico No, Careca should have taken it, he was the pen taker

@futnostalgico E olha que o goleiro foi muito bem na defesa. Porém, essa não foi a bola do jogo. O Zico perdeu pênalti pra desempatar no jogo. Mas era o Socrates que devia ter batido. Então, se houver culpado..... São os 2.

João Saldanha pistola com Sócrates pelo pênalti cobrado contra a França nas quartas-de-final da Copa de 86.

@JamesBancr12182 @AnfieldEdition Maybe they aren’t available. It’s not a case of name them and they’ll appear.

@AnfieldEdition Owen, Fowler, Heskey, Torres etc as ex Reds and yet they chose those strikers...an odd squad which at times stretches the phrase "Liverpool Legends"

The Liverpool Legends squad for tomorrow's game vs Borussia Dortmund GKs: 🇪🇸 Reina 🇵🇱 Dudek 🇳🇱 Westerveld DEFs: 🇫🇮 Hyypia 🇸🇰 Skrtel 🇪🇪 Klavan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kelly 🇧🇷 Aurelio 🇫🇷 Vignal MFs: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gerrard 🇪🇸 Thiago Benayoun 🇨🇿 Smicer 🇭🇷 Biscan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Spearing 🇨🇱 Gonzalez 🇸🇪 Schillgard FWDs: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Crouch 🇳🇱 Kuyt 🇳🇱 Babel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Pennant 🇪🇸 Riera 🇫🇷 Pongolle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dowie

@alanlyons33 @Chris_GTTO_ASAP @MirabelTweets1 @ellamanahmou Yes, but you’ve shut your boat race haven’t you

@Chris_GTTO_ASAP @MirabelTweets1 @ellamanahmou Still here!

As a false flag,Golders Green arson has been a monumental disaster From the exposing of Hatzola as an IDF sponsor to the fake “Iranian” terror group to the outing of a Mossad agent working in the Met Police to the misappropriation of NHS ambulances They overplayed their hand

@anyexcuse4me @TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel You’re right guy t he’s not asking, he’s begging. China, Russia et al ships are being allowed through.

@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel This is not asking for help from anyone with the “war”. If you want your oil, come get it. Most of china’s oil comes through the strait.

"Everybody is looking at the situation and saying 'Why on earth would we want to get embroiled in Trump's war?'" "Trump's even calling on China - why would China help America?!" "It takes you into his state of mind - he's getting desperate." @maitlis | @jonsopel