Club Shay Shay

"I think this lady who got kidnapped, Nancy Guthrie, I think she's tied up in Epstein. Because the daughter was a news anchor and she interviewed a bunch of the victims. And then, next thing you know, the mom gets scooped up so I think this is all tied up." - @marknorm

"'It’s too bad 50 Cent didn’t hate Epstein, we woulda gotten the list and a movie.' I loved the P Diddy movie. ... I think this lady who got kidnapped Nancy Guthrie; I think she's tied up in Epstein. The daughter is a news anchor and she interviewed a bunch of the victims then the next thing you know the mom gets scooped up. I think this all tied up." - @marknorm

"The room is Gary Owen's. That's the guy you don't want to follow, when they make the room theirs. Then you have to come out and reset the whole thing. That's a hard thing to do." - @marknorm

Mark Normand: “I peed on more women than R. Kelly." "Bedwetter up til like 14 and then I was kind of an alcoholic for a while and then it would come out again. So I can't tell you, I've peed on more women than R. Kelly." - @marknorm

"I've never seen a therapist in full Lululemon, but I'll take it. Bedwetter up 'til like 14 and then I was kind of an alcoholic for awhile and it would come out again. ... I'd wake up next to a one-night stand or something in college, and I'd piss all over her. She'd wake up, and I'd be like, 'What you do?' ... Disappoint them at night then in the morning." - @marknorm 😂😂😂

"I'm learning how to shave, how to fight, how to drive a stick by a Black guy in a wig and high heels." - @marknorm Watch the full episode on Club Shay Shay's YouTube!

• One Of Today’s Top Stand-Up Comedians • He’s Fearless With Rapid-Fire Punchlines • Like He Says On Stage, It’s Just “Comedy!” @marknorm is on Club Shay Shay! Listen to the full episode at midnight eastern and watch on YouTube at noon eastern tomorrow!

"I'll stay in that bathroom for 2 hours just for the sake of peace." - @fluffyguy

"I got off the Ozempic and immediately I gained back 20 lbs. It's scary how quickly you regain the weight." - @fluffyguy

"My rent was maybe $500 a month. I had a car note that was maybe $150 plus insurance. I was doing extremely well for myself. ... To give that up to chase this dream, as soon as I quit my job I got evicted." - @fluffyguy

"I was actually the first Mexican to voice Speedy Gonzales. Years ago when they took him off the air, Mexicans actually protested. They were like, 'This is the only representation we have and you took him away from us because someone else was offended, not us.'" - @fluffyguy

"A lot of times people were telling me: 'Hey, Ralphie May! How are you doing?' They would confuse me with Ralphie May. ... I miss him." - @fluffyguy

Kiki Shepard: 'Baby, yo shirt is way too loud. The audience will boo you on the shirt alone.' Gabriel Iglesias: 'So, what do I do?' Kiki Shepard: 'Take off the shirt.' Gabriel Iglesias: 'But, I just have on a white t-shirt underneath.' Kiki Shepard: 'Trust me. They will boo you on that shirt. Take it off.' Rest In Peace Kiki Shepard 🙏🏿

"I love Marlon. ... He's been such a genuine human being, and I think more people need to know how awesome of a person @MarlonWayans is." - @fluffyguy

"My rent was maybe $500 a month. I had a car note that was maybe $150 plus insurance. I was doing extremely well for myself. ... To give that up to chase this dream, as soon as I quit my job I got evicted." - @fluffyguy

"No matter how good you think you are, no matter what you think you bring to the table, there is someone else waiting in the wings to take your spot. ... I'm from that cloth where I worked really hard to get this spot, and I'm not trying to lose it. I worked my a** off." - @fluffyguy

"I was actually the first Mexican to voice Speedy Gonzales. Years ago when they took him off the air, Mexicans actually protested. They were upset. They were like, 'This is the only representation we have and you took him away from us because someone else was offended, not us.' ... I'm excited because now Warner Brothers is going to do a Speedy Gonzales movie, and I've already been asked to do it." - @fluffyguy

"Mexicans in Mexico have a word for Mexicans born in the US, and the word is Pocho. Even though I'm Brown, I'm still considered an outsider. I tell stories about performing in Mexico and that I wasn't welcomed with open arms because I'm still considered American." - @fluffyguy

Gabriel Iglesias On Weighing 440lbs & 6 Levels Of Fatness "I'm pushing 50 so I think I've put it off long enough." - @fluffyguy

"As a Raiders fan, you made me, my team cry many times." - @fluffyguy to @ShannonSharpe