Clyde Barrow

@harleybaghdad Is it me, or are all Canadians just total phags now?

One of the most beautiful and culturally rich places on the planet that America is starving for no reason other than pure cruelty

@george35305350 @__Chrysaetos__ @SlopHq It certainly would. Other children of 1000 year old selfish assholes would point to this and tell them it's time to stop driving.

@__Chrysaetos__ @SlopHq it won't prevent other 80 year olds from getting into accidents like this. we need much stricter standards for drivers licenses.

if you kill four people with a knife you are a monster. if you kill four people with a gun you are a criminal. if you kill four people with a 5,000 pound mercedes suv at 75mph in a 25 zone you are an elderly woman who made a tragic mistake and the judge considers your clean record

@mattvanswol Oh, you know.

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Charlotte NC have announced they have NOT ARRESTED A SINGLE PERSON after a mass sho*ting at a pool party k*lled a man and injured 4. A shocking 500 teens/young adults showed up to, and then destroyed the property of a pool party over the weekend. Allegedly shots rang out during the party and hundreds of people starting screaming, jumping over fences, hiding in bushes, and running for their cars. Dozens of high school students were STILL STUCK AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME, waiting for a ride when police arrived. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO CHARLOTTE NC???!!!!!

@hinds_mela61795 Clearly you've never seen a road crew in action. Lol

So we have a TSA employee clearly doing their job while an ICE agent hovers over their shoulder trying to be intimidating? How is this productive

@itsviperdemex Too easy to dunk on this. Lol

OnlyFans has literally changed the lives of millions of people. Single moms paying rent. Artists funding their dreams. Entrepreneurs building real businesses from nothing. To shut it down on a whim would be one of the most selfish acts in modern business history. Some people's entire livelihoods. their families' futures. live on that platform. This isn't a joke. This isn't content. This is people's lives. 🖤

@anaironically @financedystop Really? That seems high, but I'm never surprised anymore. Lol

@ClydeBarrowAF @financedystop It was $800k on this one

He spent $1,516,000 to build this house and pool and breaks down the full cost.

@Gibboanxious Both have less Turkish prison beating scenes than Midnight Express, though. So there's that.

Midnight Cowboy is NOT better than Midnight Run

@Mr_Husky1 Who TF would scam you for insulin? Pretending you're some hero for removing an artificial barricade isn't the flex you think it is.

I’m a pharmacy tech. Chain store. We have a policy. No prescription, no medication. Period. Man came in. Late fifties. Asked for insulin. “I ran out. My prescription’s expired. Doctor’s appointment isn’t until next week.” Checked his records. Type 1 diabetic. Last fill was on time. He wasn’t scamming. “I can’t give it to you without a prescription. Policy.” He nodded. Started to leave. Knew what would happen. Diabetic emergency. Hospital. Maybe worse. Called his doctor’s office. Closed. Left a message marked urgent. Called the pharmacist over. Explained. She looked at the man. Looked at me. “We can do a three-day emergency supply. I’ll authorize it.” Gave him three days of insulin. He tried to pay. She refused. “Get your prescription filled next week. This one’s on us.” He left crying. Thank you over and over. Came back the next week. Prescription filled. Brought us flowers. “You saved my life. I would’ve ended up in the ER. Or dead. For following policy.” That pharmacist got written up. Corporate found out. Medication given without valid prescription. She didn’t care. “Write me up every time,” she told the district manager. “I’ll break policy every time to save a life.” She still works there. Still breaks policy. For people who need insulin. Inhalers. Heart medication. Three-day supplies. Emergencies. Corporate stopped writing her up. Decided it was easier to look away. Because sometimes policy kills. And sometimes breaking rules saves lives. —Andrea, pharmacy tech

@trader_tony_ ...and? Lol

ICE at airports is just laying the groundwork for ICE at polling places btw

@LesPurves Exit Stage Left - Rush, obviously. Lol

Top 4 live albums. No debate: The Who – Live at Leeds Allman Brothers – At Fillmore East Little Feat – Waiting for Columbus Deep Purple – Made in Japan Pure live energy. No studio tricks. What am I missing? 👇 #VinylCommunity #ClassicRock #LiveAlbums #NowSpinning #RecordCollector #RockHistory #70sMusic

@attackdogX Me after 3 minutes of that

Me at the birthday party after 2 shots:

@dndstayon @xavpeli @SkribzSt The experiment was a failure and was abandoned in the early 1900s. It failed to increase herds or create a 'mellower' Bison - which was the point. The trace amount of cow DNA currently in modern Bison is purely incidental. Like a drop of seawater in a pool. Bison are doing fine.

@ClydeBarrowAF @xavpeli @SkribzSt only a few bison herds exist that appeared to be free of domestic cattle introgression

@GeneralJoeM17 Don't forget the endless drug addicts and bums everywhere. Also, literally every miserable POS that lived in a row house in Northeast Philadelphia or South Boston is here now. Such unlikeable people.

Anyone considering a move to Florida: 1. Fla is overcrowded, every street, highway, store, restaurant, school, parking lot etc is at MAX CAPACITY 2. Fla has bugs you've never seen incl Palmetto Roaches which WILL FLY AT YOU and land on you. They're 1-2 inches long. Mosquitos, wasps, spiders venemous snakes, alligators in every body of water also await 3. Native Floridians will NOT be nice to you because they are sick & tired of you all moving into their State making it so overcrowded and miserable and lowering their quality of life [they hate you] Please move to California instead and turn it red Other options are Georgia, the Carolinas, Missisippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arizone, Nevada etc. Fla is NOT the only State with Sunshine. Moral of the story:Please find another State to move to.

@dndstayon @xavpeli @SkribzSt Bro, you are clueless.

@ClydeBarrowAF @xavpeli @SkribzSt the bison population is thriving because we have to mixed them with cows. Whites killed their primary food source because of greed

@xavpeli @SkribzSt Dude, Bison populations are thriving. Get out of your Disney version of the past. Indians were savages - especially to other tribes - and we needed to defeat them to move West. Stop being butt hurt about shit that occurred 175 years ago.

@SkribzSt White people in these comments are so funny. Next they’re gonna say indigenous Americans were the ones slaughtering the bison.

@Raindropsmedia1 What a total phag

This Lyft driver refused to give this woman a ride after she made a wild comment. 👀🤔🚙

@awstar11 A classic:

So hard to pick just one. So, here are my top 10 in no particular order:

@bowtiedmeathead Crazy that you think sales is just like talking to your friends on the phone for hours on end. Lol. Maybe see if she'd be interested in law enforcement or being a DNR officer.

My wife and I were talking the other day about potential career options for my 15 yrs old daughter who really struggles in school and is likely not college bound/material. For guys it’s easy… Don’t want to go to college, pick a trade or figure something else out such as a police officer, firefighter etc. It’s not as easy for girls. I think she would do well in sales since she is attractive, has the personality and is extremely social (spends hours everyday talking on the phone to all her friends). For parents with daughters who aren’t on the college path…what are some real, high-income career options you’ve seen work?

@Oceanbreeze473 Somebody's Dad is going to be pissed!

First thought?