Aldo The Apache

If 2020 was a TV show character, it would be Frank Gallagher from Shameless

@Anthonyxjared I really hope all us Modesto boys get put in the same unit after the draft.

Covid really thought it was winning 2022 and Russia just said hold my beer

Can you tell we had a great weekend? Fished a tournament Saturday for the BBT Bass Fishing Circuit, stayed at the cabin, and took the fishing kayaks out on Sunday. Ready for next weekend to come already 🎣

@AlecJ_ Is this real lol

Damn people magazine jumped the gun with this one

@legit_scumbag That’s what I would do

I should get in the bath with it huh

I dunno how else to put it, my new toaster is fucking sexy I love this thing

@EmilyAllenPoe Where did you fish at?

Didn’t catch a damn thing, but it was fun 🐟

@legit_scumbag Thanks brotha, never gets easy

@Clyde_JPorter I’m so sorry man. Love ya hang in there

@JacobBruhh I’m with it now

Just accept the fact that Jake Paul can beat your ass

@legit_scumbag No, you’re a mediocre white brother.

Am I a mediocre white dude

Me and my dad are TRULY out here living our best lives. I’ve never seen this smile on my dad before. It freaked me out at first, but then I realized this is what he looks like when he’s having fun. Coolest father/son trip ever. 10/10 will go again.

@legit_scumbag Most importantly, never talk about fight club.

What happens in fight club stays in fight club

@EmilyAllenPoe Badass!

Had a great interview! I sounded great, knew the answer to all of the questions they asked, was told I would be a great fit in their clinic, then they dropped the “this is a full time position though” after knowing I am a full time student looking for a part time job 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

@huisyla Happy for you and your family😌 Happy Thanksgiving

@legit_scumbag Sexy af. Happy Thanksgiving brother

My ID

@TylorJ_ Really is a great show. Pure unfiltered gangster.

I fucking love peaky blinders literally my favorite show all time

@jxviisxxvii Happy birthday dude!

27 club baby 🥳

@legit_scumbag Get lost and get a job you damn junkie

This guy asks you for a cig wyd

@EmilyAllenPoe I think most seasonal and holiday nostalgia comes from scents like apple cinnamon, and they’re absolutely comforting

@Clyde_JPorter Truly!! I’m loving it

I’ve had my windows open and an apple cinnamon candle going all day and it finally feels like fall in San Antonio!

@stxxzy_ People who don’t want to do their jobs. They put it off until the last minute and get pissed off that you get there on time and they have to rush and get the order out. Same reason every McDonald’s has a broken ice cream machine. No one wants to work

Sometimes when i place a mobile order at jack in the box just a couple minutes before i get there, they’ll act like it’s a bother that i just barely ordered it and i’m already there. Like what tf is the difference between that and ordering when you’re already in the drive thru???

@johncakatheclaw Celebrities in general are weird with kids