Clydo Clyde

People need to understand that there are days when you're not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

God didn’t bring you this far to abandon you in the middle.

@DJKrowbar @ngashvillie the same dude who died from food poisoning?

One of my friends @ngashvillie taught me to make Ugali with food colouring to encourage kids to eat Ugali... Have you ever thought of this? Or whats your take on this approach..?

@ivymuthe is she warm or not?

Whoever sold my aunt this sweater may thunder strike you

@KijanayaKabras had u posted without context ungekuwa umenipoteza🤣

Back in my primary school, I used to shave exactly like this but siku hizi wuehh manywele zimejaa kila mahali!😂😂😂

@Evanso_Spyce ndio wasipigwe ngeta,IQ my friend 😁

Sasa mbona millenials walikua wanalewa alafu wanapiga nduru usiku Kwa barabara

@KE_MrBlack idiots those ones,mko game mtu anaanza kuongea mambo na skul fees na upkeep za watoto wake wako campus🤬😡

Men who have slept with older women before what's your experience?

@ouma_neko there's no victim of circumstances,kila mtu akona choices to make.He chose the easy and hurtful way to society so let him deal with the consequences,hata ikiwezekana he be given death penalty for robbery with violence coz there's no way akona gun na hajawai rob watu!!

Today my heart is heavy because I am speaking for a young man called Emmanuel Maina, now branded a criminal after being charged with possession of a firearm. But before you judge him, ask yourself one question: where was the leadership when this boy was crying for help? In 2023, I personally walked into the Kasarani Constituency CDF offices with two vulnerable children, a boy and a girl. Their only crime was poverty. They were living with guardians and desperately needed school fees so they could have a future instead of the streets. I met the constituency CDF chairman Samuel Kamau, a man who behaves like he is the MP himself under Hon. Ronald Karauri. Instead of listening, instead of showing compassion, he dismissed those guardians like beggars and denied this boy a chance at education. The girl survived because the Constituency Manager Mr. Langat had a heart. He listened. He told me to buy books and uniforms and promised to pay her fees for four years. Up to today, that girl is in school at Mwiki Bookshine Academy because one man chose humanity over arrogance. But Emmanuel was abandoned. No school. No ID. No opportunity. No hope. He ended up surviving through bodaboda work carrying passengers as a child because leadership failed him completely. Yesterday I watched the same society that abandoned him call him a criminal. My heart broke. Hon @KarauriR, you love speaking about education and empowering the youth. Remember our meeting in your office when I told you that children in Kasarani were dropping out and ending up as matatu touts because poverty was swallowing them. Remember that conversation. This boy is not just a court file. He is a product of neglect. A victim of prideful leadership. A casualty of gatekeepers who lie to politicians/leaders to protect their positions while children drown in poverty. Samuel Kamau should carry the shame of this story. Men like him sit in offices blocking desperate children from opportunity while pretending to serve the people. Then later they act shocked when the streets recruit the same abandoned youth into crime. Kenya must stop criminalizing children we first failed to educate, failed to protect and failed to uplift. Emmanuel Maina did not wake up one morning and choose darkness. Leadership pushed him there step by step. Today my heart is heavy because I am speaking for a young man called Emmanuel Maina, now branded a criminal after being charged with possession of a firearm.

@KiprutToo hata mtito wa ndei

Kuna mahali mtu hafai kula nyama kabisa. 1. Kihunguro 2. Mau Summit 3. Naivasha 5. Suswa

@254_icon people believe they have unlimited options out here!

Ni kwa nini marriage mingi za millennials doesn't work?

@JimmyGSeamus @Randommest plus readily available market with no cartels/middlemen like we have here.Umeng'ang'ana kupanda,weeding,fertiliser,harvest & post harvest alaf ukipeleka sokoni bila broker ama cartel hauuzi!I've witnessed someone bringing mangoes 2 canter loads,ziliozea kwa gate ya milly bottlers

@Randommest Farming even in the West needs subsidies to be profitable...

These takes are always about revenue. Never costs and inputs. This is how you wind up graduating from the Kenya Institute of Character Development with a Master's degree in tears and debt.

@mokoro_wao @WillyAbuga @BIGNjoroge 😅 I would luv to see the blackmailer's reaction 😂

@WillyAbuga @BIGNjoroge imenikumbusha in "billions ” after a challenger threaten to leak his opponent sexual proclivities - the opponent holds a presser to reveal he's into bdsm

Nick should have just revealed the details of the relationship to family & the workplace. The only solution to blackmail is to be the first to reveal it. He should have learnt from Kenyan men, we are so shameless not even leaking nudes would scare us

@sleekzin @WillyAbuga even Kim Kardashian wasn't fazed na ile sextape yake na Ray Jay,bitch went on to become a dollar billionaire and set all her family for life!

@WillyAbuga reminds me there was a time Sia the pop artist was being threatened by paparazzi/hackers that they will lick her nudes unless she pays up, she licked the nudes herself na story ikaisha

@WillyAbuga banae kwani he's heard of Jirongo?

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@Gabriel_gunner2 he's just a simp & a weakling.He should have done what Jirongo(RIP) used to do;mlete akae na ndugu zake, wewe fata shughulu zako.

Unalipia 8m+ upkeep kwa mtoto hajazaliwa badoo? Alafu unafuliza 700k kwa ghasia nyengine? Wacha hio familia ivunjike🚮

@ngughii 🤣🤣she thought she'll pull a Kim Kardashian move😅

Dianna wanted a better job, a job where she dictated the salary she wanted to earn. She wanted to earn 200K in a role that paid 115K just because she had a sex tape of her CEO, Nick Imudia.😹

@RealNate08 YES!Plenty of them infact. The trick is to get a meaningful income generating activity to keep them busy and have a purpose in life.

Ushawai ona msee ametoka rehab na akaacha drugs completely?

@SangKip4 shida ya online talkprenuers ni every biz kwenu huwa na astronomical profits.Reality ni unaeza enda 2 weeks na umeuza 5kgs of product only(na sahio 3kgs ni mtu amekopa!)

Kama kuna biashara inakuanga na pesa ni hii ya cereals. Profits are always insane