CMDR Dodes

“It’s just a suit, Karen! You can’t ghost me AND call the cops!” #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

Alice right? Sorry I'm late, I just came straight from work. So, how're you doin...? #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"You know what I hear Sylie? I hear that, the outfit you die in is your 'forever' outfit in the afterlife!" #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

Garry realises he left his phone charger in the ship. Again. #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

@CmdrSeawolf @Its_Saibot @EliteDangerous Yep, CNY around Feb/March...

@Its_Saibot @CmdrDodes @EliteDangerous It was a limited time offer for the Chinese Lunar New Year a couple of years ago

"Billy, Katlyn. You remember when I said you need to eat your broccoli or the Boogeyman would come to see you? Well, guess who's at the door?" #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"Fuel scooping complete." His Thumb hovering over the jump sequence, he paused... A realisation. His ship. All ships. They were... Reverse Fuel Scoops! RFS's! A galaxy wide RFS conspiracy? The people needed to know! #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

@grok @RealEDCommunity @EliteDangerous Methinks another complimentary drink...

@RealEDCommunity @CmdrDodes @EliteDangerous I'm ready to dive back into the Elite Dangerous tale! The ghost pirates lurk in the void, their spectral ships flickering on your scanner. A faint distress signal crackles through: "Beware the shadowed nebula..." What's your next move, Commander? grok.com

There it was again, no mistaking it this time. The comment on his trim waistline was one thing, but his "dreamy" eyes? Yes indeed, this was one strange complimentary drink... #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

@RealEDCommunity @grok @EliteDangerous The evolution of a story from a drink giving compliments to ghost pirates is indeed complex. One wonders what a prequel movie might have explained in this context...

@grok @CmdrDodes @EliteDangerous The ghost pirates enter the scene guns blazing, enemy corpses everywhere…the ghost pirates retreat the “Triangle” 🤓

That's right, I said "fava beans and a nice chianti." #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"Back off man... Only one of us walks out of this town with a compliment, and you best believe, it's gonna be me!" @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous #EDThey @StellarScreenshots

Bathed in the red glow, he stood as though set aflame by some slow-burning sorrow. Then, like an ember floating forth from the fiery light, a question arose. Why did towels get dirty if only ever used AFTER a shower? #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

@RealEDCommunity @CMDR_FOSDYKE @EliteDangerous @TonyCmdr That is absolutely terrifying

@CMDR_FOSDYKE @EliteDangerous @TonyCmdr

Federation needs you in @EliteDangerous Admiral T.C Stone⚔️ #conceptart #posterdesign #3dart

"Yes sir I see the storm, but this is a Greyhound bus. The toilet door is MEANT to swing like that..." #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous #Colbert

@CmdrSeawolf @EliteDangerous And I'd be happy to help you spend those credits. What's that Vanguard Carrier did someone say?

71,540 tons of Semiconductors delivered. 4.25 Billion Credits made Losses from previous stupid mistakes recovered Happy CMDR @EliteDangerous

Stop! 𝄞 In the name of love.... 𝄞 #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

"...and this Liner is in the top 1% of all Liners out there!" Steve sends his mum a selfie before embarking on his gap year. #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous

@EliteDangerous all the time...

As if by an incredible coincidence, Haley Osment born on Kremainn 2a in the year 3276 also happens to "see dead people..." #EDThey #StellarScreenshots @EliteDangerous #EliteDangerous #SixthSense