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@ivymuthe Preparations incase there is shortage in future

This is pure show off,no household need a 50kg gas cylinder

@thenihiin Future impossible tense

You will be richer than Elon musk this week

@Onorpik The wife takes over

What does Uganda constitution say on what happens if President dies while in power? Because reports on Museveni are not good.

@Miss_Oluremi Maybe the accident affected is brain

My 22 year old cousin was in a car accident with her fiancé, he had been drinking. She had her neck broken and was consequently a quadriplegic. He asked for his engagement ring back. She said he could have it but would have to take it off her finger, which he did. Her fingers were curled up. He had to straighten her ring finger out and took the ring off. She cried the entire time, and we all did.

@jojo__joe Next week unatakuwa unajitoa kwa iyo list tena

I've officially removed my name from the list of people who consume alcohol. Never again!

@Joshmenawe @Kieni_vic High chances watakucon

@Kieni_vic Mimi naenda ocha direct. Kuna gold huko. Biashara pole pole na chang'aa haina formalin

Nikiweza pata hiyo 2.9M fom a single payout natumia mamangu 1M alafu natumia dem yangu chwani apate za kulipa nduthi akienda kwa side dude wake hizo zingine nabook flight mpaka Zulu land nakaa huko 1 month nikipiga umalaya. nikibakisha 2k na dandia malory za long distance hadi kenya nikifika napea caretaker hiyo 2k aniruhusu nikae hiyo 1 month nikitubi ukimwi nimetoa huko SA nikingoja kifo yangu sasa.

@JoyisBackAgain Kenya shuka

China has panda, Australia has kangaroo. What does your country have?

@homeboyz_254 Kijana mjinga si angeuza viatu

Nimerudi ushago for the first time in a year nikapata bro yangu aliuza shoe rack yangu na akaweka sneakers zangu kwa karai, nimemchill atoke ulevi ataniambia poa 💔🤦🏾‍♂️

@ItsGregy_ Budget ya umalaya ibaki ya umalaya washing machine nitanunua nikikula hii chama ya ufala

Wanaume, unaona io pesa Unataka kuspoil that Yellow damsel, nunua washing machine, get a set of duvet covers, ongeza boxers, sneakers, invest in mmf/bonds/shares. Budget ya umalaya isiwahi pita budget ya improving yourself ☺️

@philothei_quii Less than 20 years

In 20yrs time my first born will be 30 . Je wewe?

@iamcheropmark Atleast it should be one in Bomet another in ziwa that's proper spacing

Kalenjin Men think that Child Spacing is when you have one Child in Kericho and another in Bomet!

@AmControo A win

This was after 4 weeks , no refrigeration done na hazina signs za kuspoil 😳

@its_pabloh1 I have no plan.

What is your plan B if plan A fails?

@JumaCJ1 Ninja

🇳🇬🇳🇪 If you're from Nigeria, we call you Nigerian. What do we call you when you're from Niger?

@osoroKE Mbegu ya water melon

Sababu mnajua kila kitu hii ni nini? Plug > ☎️ 0721648001

@Vickyjr Hii itabidi tu umekula nyama. Usiende hasara sana

Farming is not for the faint of heart. It is sad at Mukulima’s farm. Just like that I am 28k down.

@memejunky_ Pegging is an agricultural term we learnt in high school bro toa boxer yako kwa gate

nishai anika nguo bila pegs walahi boxer yangu ilikua imehang kwa gate nikirudi...siezi rudia tena

@bevalynekwambo3 It was not awarded in accordance with law so he will loose more if he took that approach

Why can’t Sammie Kioko just take the tender dispute to court and deal with it there?

@sarkinnomaa What did he do to deserve being my role model?

Prophet Muhammad is the best man, the best father, the best husband, the best teacher, and the best role model to ever exist!

@MrOlibaba And where will I keep them?

Salary earners if you can, please get new clothes every month.