WinchTourBus28

Don't know if Croatia has broken the boys more than they broke the window tbh

'I tried a wet pussy for the first time last night'

Just the settle the record Annabelle from hockey did not sleep with a football on the first night. He's too interested in better things on another team

Rumour has it one of boxing managed to stay out the very end and has a girl on his arm ... finally realising what tour is all about

Rumour has it Kieran from football shat himself

Odds on chicken cheating

@TourBus29 Rumour would be correct they need some gentle guidance in the right direction or the wrong

Rumour has it, Tramps have had to adopt Boxing because they have no idea how Tour works... @Coach28U hope they weren’t this boring on the coach x

Just been informed @WinchTourBus30 is in desperate need of the morning after pill. I'm afraid the tour leaders don't supply these HUN

Rumour has it a certain hockey boy didn't get VP but so has settled for banging one

Rumour has it a certain netball enjoys using her teeth for foreplay Ask the swim boy for confirmation @32_tour

Suzie, do you take it up the shitter 👀

'A shag for a fag'

Did a certain football boy actually manage to suck himself off? 🤔

Rumour has it, that Omid has plans to have more victims on tour than nights out👀

Back in the game Get us to Croatia 🇭🇷🍻

The current banter on the coach is as dry as the fuel tank rn

Lol our fuel lights been on for over an hour ... are we even going to make it to Croatia

Not sure if drive just wants us off this coach already or if he is just loaded and can actually pay for all these speeding tickets #adulting

Cheaper to buy cigars than bourbons at the Swiss services ... good job of promoting how the week intends to carry on 🤙🏼

Odds on boxing getting involved today 👀