Alli Yeomans

Acceptable things to say about me when I die: 1) She wasn’t that nice, but she was kind 2) she loved all dogs and several people 3) she knew all the words to all the songs 4) she drank enough water These are my key personality points. You may only honor me with these.

Look… I see what the internet is saying about loving my body; Truly I do. But no one is telling me HOW to do that? What is the standard procedure? Where is my step by step WikiHow article!?! Should I be going to meetings?? WHAT’S FIRST.

“Treat yourself” she whispers as she gets gas, an oil change, and her prescriptions all in one day.

Ability to carry everyone else’s weight shows strength. Ability to say “No that’s too heavy” also shows strength. Lol guys guess which one I have.

I wish I could google “where did I put my medicine when I came home from the pharmacy 6 days ago”

Reminder that it costs me upwards of $1600 annually to physically see you. Please be nice to me and do something worth looking at. (Like a silly dance or something)

Remember when I woke up early to look cute, then did a full day of school, went to rehearsal where I sang without warming up and danced without stretching, and then went to a job when I stood for 6 hours? Every day? I want to formally apologize to my body.

I wish I had “can’t eat” depression instead of “can’t stop eating” depression

@neutronsoup Can’t hurt to try.

i am rapidly approaching a level of financial, emotional, personal, and professional desperation that is neither pleasant nor flattering. do you think getting bangs would fix things?

I am so exhausted by my cycle of depression house, anxiety cleaning, and then manic looking for something but I can’t find it because depressed Alli kept it under the bed and Anxiety Alli chose a brand new spot for it.

Semi-annual reminder that we should not have to pay the following: 1- $750 every 3 months to keep my husband alive 2- $1200 annually for us to physically see 3- $60 every three months for me to not seek death 4- all of the appointments required to keep these prescriptions current

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Maneet Chauhan.

Someone called me Asian Fusion today and I mean… she’s not wrong… but… what?!??!

Yo… that guy left already. -The Angel at the Tomb, ca. the first Easter

I used to build texts so carefully so I could avoid using two messages, but could still use complete sentences and punctuation. Now I text three words at a time and sometimes just send strings of random symbols. that’s all there really is to know about me.

Amazing dance workshop at ThesCon 2023 from rockstar Sequoyah alum Allison Yeomans! @CherokeeSchools #ccsdfinearts #CCSDfam

@LitIn140 Good, because I bought a monstera plant today. And my husband does not know yet.

@CoachBromans I got your back.

Buying plants is self care and I will die on this hill.

@ASP285 All that gym time is paying off.

Why I stopped being nice, so that I could be kind:

Texaco breakfast is just different. #home