Coach Colby

Anyone want a ride home after class, specifically to my home?

oversharing on the internet about the homoerotic friendship ill never get over

@jeckaism trust me jessica, once you realize the value of your sweet, supple feet, you'll want to capitalize!

Everyone who uses the straw page can skip gym tmrw! coachcolby.straw.page

@JefferychanRP One of us! One of us!

gya such a cutie....

@JG3twt I LOVE this line so much

Rare Makoto aura farm 🔥🔥

@NlCOLEIST I wanna see the paramedic again

i wonder if we'll see any of the characters who are referred to literally Once, in any of the new games

When yo bf lowk being a dick but u got a twink in yo dms asking u to peg him

what if there was an evil version of shut me up called knock me up 🤔

No one is ready for the knowledge that their babysitter RPs being the gym coach frm CO09 on twitter; mostly because they’re too old to know what any of that means.

@twiguyy03 Truke

@CoachColby09 I meant in game but both probs🤷‍♂️

The thing with running this account is that I can’t talk about EDs or drugs like the other CO09 accounts because all I do is dodgeball & fuck kids.

@Asteria77_ Mine got a stomach blockage, and was completely normal Tuesday, and visibly dying Friday, I wish I had noticed quicker and taken him to the vet sooner

@CoachColby09 That happened to one I had when I was little he died out of nowhere but also my siblings kept bothering him so maybe he got stressed out 😢

I want a pet bunny so bad but ik my siblings are going to end up killing it 🫩

@path3tic_slvt Oh wait ur an adult ew

@path3tic_slvt Thank u sweets 🩷

I feel like the whore dog from lady & the tramp

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ Everyone in this comment section has to do 5 laps or come see me after class 😡

grown ass man btw

@nicolexf09 Can I come to da sleepover 👉👈

Why do I always sleep better when I have sleepovers with my best friend? I sleep like shit without her.

@jeckaism FINE! You can walk the mile tmrw

i RAMMED the side of my knee into my table yesterday and now i have a fatass bruise and im limping a little it hurts so bad i cant walk

I always feel like someone is out there to get me

@puppygelo TikTok has brainwashed yall, age is just a number.

guys is It ok to have a 2 year age gap as minors 🤔.. my friends in a rls and idk how to feel about it she's 15 and her gf is 17 they started dating when she was 14 and her gf was 16 tho I can confirm they are both mature 🥹✌️ I wanna support her because shes happy but idk

@nicolexf09 She looks like a homonculous

What do you mean somebody turned me into a marketable plushie?