Douglas Fanelli

@brightafia 50 minutes x 5/6 days a week

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@CoachKeepitReal @wjxt4 @coachwaldrop I’ve been a coach in Florida for 10 years. I don’t anticipate seeing anything. If you don’t have a loaded booster club, which few programs do, you won’t see any changes. This is simply the rich get richer. It’s gonna apply to the powerhouse programs.

@wjxt4 @coachwaldrop Coaches won’t get a fucking dime. Read the entire bill before tweeting some dumbass headline.

Extracurricular leaders in high schools across Florida have reason for optimism as the state Legislature passed SB 538 this week. Here are some questions and answers about the massive bill that's headed to Gov. DeSantis' desk. news4jax.com/sports/2026/03…

@AustinG772_15 @chrishatch00 @CoachOwens_12 @coachrodharris @CoachMattina @CountyTigers_fb @BrevardF5 @CoachVictoriano @CoachKhayat @ThebigU @CoachZaneSmith_ @ZDysert0530 @Elin6162 @Coach_Ice73 @csymo71 Congratulations dude, you definitely put in the work to find the right spot. I hope that it exceeds all your expectations. Go be great. I’m rooting for you and thank you for everything you’ve done as a tiger 💙💛

I am beyond blessed to announce I’m 1000% Commitment to Brevard College!! @chrishatch00 @CoachOwens_12 @coachrodharris @CoachFanelli @CoachMattina @CountyTigers_fb @BrevardF5 @CoachVictoriano @CoachKhayat @ThebigU @CoachZaneSmith_ @ZDysert0530 @Elin6162 @Coach_Ice73 @csymo71 @PBoilermaker14 @JMikeBos @terrance_gant

@JeffNadu They’re absolutely getting in and they should.

If Miami Ohio gets in the NCAA tourney it will be most egregious decision ever made by the Committee. They have absolutely zero business in the field. Zero.

@nettermike There is something called the fifth amendment. Might wanna brush up on it first, just a thought. 🤡

Seattle’s socialist Mayor Katie Wilson has officially declared war on grocery chains. She claims she will unilaterally BAN grocery stores from closing down in her city, arguing that food access is a human right that overrides business decisions. She said : "We cannot allow big grocery chains to close stores at will!" The Plan: If a private business tries to leave due to theft, taxes, or safety concerns... the government will step in. Her allies in the state legislature have even introduced a bill (HB-2313) allowing the city to use Eminent Domain to SEIZE grocery store properties and turn them into government-run shops. Mayor Katie Wilson calls it "protecting the community." Critics call it "holding businesses hostage." Thoughts?

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@CoachShort2 @SBLiveFL correct

@SBLiveFL Saying that booster clubs CAN pay, doesn't mean they HAVE to pay. What happens when a school doesn't have a booster club? Not up to school district to pay Nothing will change. Unfortunately

Florida High School Coaches Set For Massive Pay Increase ow.ly/77VS106vHeH

@lbcoach99 This just gives you the ability as a coach to ask for more money. But the district will just look you in the face,laugh, and say no “ we don’t have the funds”. Unless you’re a powerhouse state program, I don’t think you will see any significant changes. 😕

So we can expect our supplement next year to reflect this?

@PayFLCoaches If you leave the funding choice for distribution up to the districts, it will never get to the end user. It’ll be squandered away in other areas. I believe this when I see it.

🚨🚨🚨 WE DID IT! Legislation has passed in Florida! After decades of being denied what they deserve, Florida coaches will finally be valued in action, not words. A HISTORIC moment for our profession. LET THE WHOLE STATE HEAR IT! #PAIDFLCOACHES

@n_parrott478 @WyattParks2027 He’s one hell of a player!

@CoachTParr This is a bad take IMO.

@AlBuffalo2nite @FmrRepMTG Well said

I used to respect you. Strongly. I defended you. I supported you. I believed you were unapologetically America First. But when you attack President Trump in moments like this, you’re not just critiquing a man… you’re undermining the America First doctrine we campaigned on. America First does not mean isolation. It means American lives come first. American deterrence comes first. American security comes first. You’re talking about credit card debt, housing costs, generational stress - and you’re right. Those are real. But here’s the reality: If hostile regimes believe America is weak, distracted, or divided, those economic problems don’t improve - they explode. Deterrence is not a luxury. It’s the shield that allows prosperity to exist. You can debate strategy. You can debate timing. You can debate scope. But framing strength as betrayal of “America First” is a mistake. America First does not mean America hides. It means America leads from strength so our sons and daughters don’t fight endless wars. That’s the doctrine. And I won’t cheer when one of our own tears it down publicly. 🇺🇸 #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

Great Mr President. Good job. You’re a billionaire and the American people, not the Iranian people, who voted for you are not billionaires. As a matter of fact many of them are flat out broke, in all time high credit card debt, can’t afford health insurance or car insurance for that matter, and most young people can’t afford to buy a house or even their rent payment. Your generation, the baby boomers, your families were able to thrive on single incomes and now that’s practically impossible for the vast majority of American families. Let alone, imagine being a single mother. Most of your baby boomer friends and supporters, I’m sure are cheering you the most. But us younger generations, Gen X (mine), Millennials, and especially Gen Z hate this fucking bullshit. Because we all know that in 10 years when the baby boomers that have been in charge of ALL of America’s disastrous decisions are retired or passed away, us younger generations will be left with no social security checks because it will have gone bankrupt, over $50 Trillion in debt, and a dollar that won’t be worth shit. We, as in YOU and me, campaigned on America First. And this is NOT it.

@KamalaHarris STFU! 🤫

Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice. Read my full statement:

@CollinRugg She is simply repulsive and insufferable!

NEW: Former soccer player Megan Rapinoe declares that Team USA men's hockey completely ruined their Olympic win. Rapinoe fumed over the team's phone call with President Trump. "[They] ruined it for themselves because they allowed themselves to be totally co-opted by a clown. And now you're a clown." Idk, they seem pretty happy to me.

@DeanTTraining I wish the legs were on the floor so you could put a plate underneath it. Only other gripe is that it’s hard to rack weights with the pin where it’s placed. But it’s a great machine.

@CoachFanelli Yep You can use props to help with that fwiw

The elites don’t want you to know that plenty of Planet Fitness locations have all of the equipment necessary to get in some of the BEST workouts of your ENTIRE LIFE The chain has been good for years and it just keeps getting better

@PayFLCoaches @JeffGierke @coachwaldrop @AndrewRamjit @WHCoachWhite @CoachDelgado61 @gbouch27 @coachob11 @mcgriff_tyrone @Andy_Villamarzo @DanLaForestFB I think there’s too much flexibility given to the district administrators. We may pass the bill, but that doesn’t mean they’re gonna pay.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 SB 538 PASSES the Florida Senate. 38 - 0. UNANIMOUS. Let that sink in. Florida coaches have been heard. 1 vote left in the Florida House. 1 vote between years of sacrifice and historic change. This is not momentum. This is inevitability. #PayFLCoaches

@JeromieKing6 @FAUFootball @CoachDJ_WRA @coachrodharris I think you’re about to pop and start getting some offers!!!

Thank you @FAUFootball @CoachDJ_WRA for coming to visit me today @coachrodharris

@ClipsTubeX Not all superheroes wear capes!

God Bless Her 🙏

@davion2solid @EricKresser @coach_blatch @coachtomg5918 @CoachTee34 @Jkalt8244 @Dwight_XOS @SFHS_FB @ESPNTop63 @EraPrep @CoachJRiordan It was a pleasure getting to coach you, you’re heck of a football player and a great young man. Good luck moving forward. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help you.

Treasure cost vs palm beach county all star game highlights 🌟🌟🌟@EricKresser @coach_blatch @coachtomg5918 @CoachTee34 @Jkalt8244 @Dwight_XOS @CoachFanelli @SFHS_FB @ESPNTop63 @EraPrep @CoachJRiordan