Coach Black Hole

We can't win the whole thing this year, but we can still move up the standings, which we intend to do. Never stop competing.

@JMR_Roldo Hey, Roldo was having lots of fun out there during the G-Force Endurance. That's always nice to see. :)

Record-breaking supermassive black hole discovered More: mesonstars.com/space/record-b…

@PINKYWINKY_JMR Thanks for letting me know. Yeah, it can be distracting on here. And sometimes there are controversies and scandals. Not that I know anything about those things.

@CoachHole No sorry, they don’t compute.

Just for the record I will not be attempting the stunt I pulled last year. Stopping on the hump. I can do it, but Coach Promise made me promise not to.

@ThesaurusDinos1 Are they saying that this type of strategy is.....out of line?

@Pulsar_JMR WE NEED MORE SPACE CHEFS IN THE KITCHEN

Sometimes you're too far ahead of your time. We tried an innovative strategy, but apparently the League and the universe isn't ready. Someday you'll all come around to see the ingenuity of what we tried. @JMR_Galactic @astron_jmr @Pulsar_JMR @Starry_JMR @Cosmo_JMR @JmrQuasar

@WoodsiesGarage The great Greg Woods mentioned during the broadcast of the Legion March Wave event that @QuicklyJMR Coach Quickly and I might not shake hands over this. Let me just say: I AM NOT SHAKING HANDS WITH COACH QUICKLY. ....because I don't have hands.

PREACH

What can I say? Innovation for the sake of science. I would’ve loved to see this play out, but @JMR_Galactic finishes the wave with a 7th overall. Time to push through to the final stretch. 💫 @Starry_JMR @Cosmo_JMR @Pulsar_JMR @JmrQuasar @CoachHole

Innovation is what keeps these events fresh and interesting, LET US COOK!🧑‍🍳

@CoachHole @JmrQuasar Astrooooooooonnnnn!!!!!! You are magnificent!!! #ReachForTheStars Ps: why can't I find Team Galactic account?😱

Y’all should know better than to count me out. What a rush today at the maze run. Here’s to the first of many more individual medals in the big league. 🥈 @JMR_Galactic @Cosmo_JMR @CoachHole @Starry_JMR @Pulsar_JMR @JmrQuasar 🫡

@QueenCleocatra has bid me to congratulate the Winners of E12 Habelino Maze. @KinnowinRanger @Rango_JMR @RealOrangers #OOOOOOOOO🥇 @JMR_Astron @CoachHole @JMR_Galactic #ReachForTheStars🥈 #Snowblast #Blizzard @RealSnowballs #SnowMuchFun🥈

Well, that was amazing! Great work, @astron_jmr Astron! Astronomical, even!

@CoachHole Yes coach!

Sometimes all it takes is a medal to get your confidence firing. We feel really good today!

@PolloLoco_SMR Thanks!

@CoachHole Congratulations

It was a long time coming but we finally got our first medal of the season, onward to the maze!🥉 #ReachForTheStars