Aaron Reichek

Sorry y’all…we just ran out of Baja Blast indefinitely

@SportsMT Me and Altuve are the same height, I’ll gladly sacrifice mine

Will any of you donate your left side for a transplant?

These losers came all the way to Houston to see their team get 1 hit and shutout 😂😂😂 Thanks for donating your money to the Astros and hold that L! #ChaseTheFight

@rationalyankee Jeter was the face of the 2000s Yankees. He sat in that clubhouse every night, watched teammates shoot steroids up their ass, won 5 rings off the back of it and said nothing. For years. Innocent is a word you use for a kid who didn’t know what was happening. Jeter knew.

Altuve was the face of the 2017 Astros. He sat in that clubhouse every night, watched teammates bang trash cans, won an MVP and a ring off the back of it and said nothing. For years. Not until reporters dragged it into the light. “Innocent” is a word you use for a kid who didn’t know what was happening. Altuve knew. He profited. He stayed quiet. Altuve let the entire sport eat the consequences while he kept the trophies. I don’t think he gets enough criticism for it. He’s still likely to get into the HOF. I don’t think any player, manager or coach from the 2017 Astros should be allowed to even buy a ticket to the HOF, let alone get inducted into it.

If you’re howling or wooing or whatever the fuck that is at the Astros game, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

AL West gay fan rankings: 1. Texas Rangers

Peter Lambert > Shohei Ohtani We’re starting the narrative

Who would’ve thought that the worst bullpen in baseball getting a bullpen game against the best lineup money can buy would be a bad thing?

Somebody check on @chckenjoe

I actually think I had more fun watching 3 straight 100 loss seasons than I’m having watching this shit show of an Astros team

Fire Bryan Abreu into the damn sun

If the Astros could get consistent halfway decent pitching they’d be the best team in baseball. Pretty much the exact opposite of last year

It’s abundantly clear that there is something fundamentally wrong with the Astros pitching programs and has been for a few years now. Miller is an incredible pitching coach but unfortunately, these issues start at the top. Something needs to be done before it ends a career.

This Astros pitching staff may be the worst pitching staff I’ve ever seen. There might not be anything Miller can do to help these scrubs.

Astros have to score 20 runs a game cause this bullpen is terrible

If you look up “Dog Shit” in the dictionary there’s a picture of Bryan Abreu next to it

The Astros forget how to baseball every time they play the A’s…

The Astros have scored 37 runs in 4 games since I tweeted this 😂

What a performance from Lance McCullers! A guy that truly deserves this moment for all he’s been through! You’re an absolute warrior LMJ!! #ChaseTheFight

Ugly series. Happy to come away with a split. Still a lot of improvement to be had.