Keelan McCaffrey

Real Dairy Shootout 4A Boys Basketball 3rd place game venue change announcement!

There wasn’t any logic waiting to move UM ahead of ND if Conf championship game outcomes are inconsequential. If Head to head was a factor, you had it all year. This isn’t a serious committee. It’s a made for TV event. Expand and get rid of the committee. BCS was a better formula. For ND, you now know 11-1 is the worst you can do to secure a spot in this current playoff format.

Just another reason to hire me @BarstoolBigCat. I’ve got the Jamba Juice connections. You need to mix in a juice with all those doughnuts.

@BarstoolBigCat You know what isn’t fair? Sitting in a suit for 3 straight days waiting for you to call me about my interview. I’m starting to chafe.

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Idaho State football pre-ICCU Dome: 🏟️ Spud Bowl - Pocatello, ID Home of the Bengals from 1936 to 1969

Update: still crickets from @BarstoolBigCat

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"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - John C. Maxwell @BarstoolBigCat

I propose a deal: I’ll work as your assistant for free for two weeks. If you decide I don’t deserve the job, you can subject me to a full day of Plinko punishments and then kick me out of the building. Deal?@BarstoolBigCat

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My ancestors braved the treacherous Hastings Cutoff in 1846 so that I could one day work for @BarstoolBigCat.

After two weeks of persistently tweeting at @BarstoolBigCat about working for him, I have lost hundreds of followers and gained no traction. Will I stop? Absolutely not.

@BarstoolBigCat Reason #72 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: I take pride in my work and believe that a persons work ethic is a reflection of who they are. I would treat every day with the excitement like it’s day one and earn the opportunity to work at Barstool every single day.

Reason #462 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: I have a strong foundation of supporters encouraging me to pursue this position. While it may feel odd to tweet excessively at someone, these people continue to support me and are committed to helping me achieve my dream. Shoutout to all you day ones for the support!

Reason #4,781 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: I have experience managing client relationships, organizing schedules, and, more importantly, motivating people in both public speaking and personal settings. Let me get your A squad in the meeting room, and those boys will be ready to run through a wall.

Hey @BarstoolBigCat, I threw my hat in the ring for the assistant job, but actions speak louder than words—so I made a video. Hope you give it (or any of my previous videos) a watch and consider me for the role. Let the March magic roll on. #HireMeBigCat

The barstool way @BarstoolBigCat

“I want guys to run Track in the Spring. It’s hard to manufacture that level of competition. It’s You vs. the Clock. When you get out on the track and compete you’re going to get better.” - Chip Kelly