CobraChicken27

Drink a beer and smoke a fuckin dart bud grow up

@nahvgod I mean technically it is an investment. Investing in happiness lol

“don’t buy the car, invest your money” 🫥

🗣️ @ShiftyTV_ getting LOUD

@TheMarcZy 🧐

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Or just go work a job that doesn’t pay a couple bucks an hour that’s high school/college shit time to get a real job

@TheMarcZy Sir I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class 🤓

😂😂😂 no church today

Yo twitter what the fuck is up you disgusting degenerate fucks I love you

May the 4th baby daddy stay with you

@bestinclassyt I had it once and threw my Xbox on the floor plugged it back in and it went away never to return 🤷🏻‍♂️

This was way more rare than people admit. Neither me, or any of my friends ever got the red ring.

@omgjulissaa Why yes! Yes I do. Pinkeye is temporary but she’ll always remember the Rim Reaper

Do you sniff your girls butthole?

@SweeetTails @Brparadox

Ok im done messing around. I need a new pc. Im finally going to do it!! Please help me find a company with a quick turn around. I need one asap!!!! Please please!!

Let me get this straight. A guy goes on a podcast and roleplays as a PEANUT, and continues to role play as a PEANUT, but I'M the one with a problem when I make up a story line about how said character turned me into a peanut for calling his friend boring, then creating content based on that story line? But hey, I'M THE ONE that needs to seek therapy but not the guy that originally wanted to cosplay as a PEANUT and call people racist for saying he has no arms or legs. OBVIOUSLY its all a bit, but when someone else comes up with a bit based on THAT OTHER FICTION it's a problem? Yeah Gingy...RIIGHT...

@aishahsofey How about a 90s civic with a aftermarket high performance oil filter, full synthetic oil,and a 1/3 of jet fuel, that mug be SCOOTIN

me or summer

@GrumpyHoggg You too? Damn we both just chillin shitty huh

i shit my pants

High Tide takes over Atlanta 🌆 We're rolling into town for Dreamhack Atlanta. Join us Friday, May 15th, for an After Party in downtown ATL! #Dreamhack | #HighTideFam🍃🌊

Somebody on my Facebook tried to justify this car for 20k by saying the wheels are at least 5k

If I’m scrolling Facebook marketplace and they show the inside pedal area and I don’t see 3 pedals I’m instantly off and on to the next

If I find another shitbox for 10k+ I’m slamming my face into a brick wall like damn a mf just want a shit box to slam and fuck with not dry fuck my bank just to buy it

@gghightide @HighTideFam High Tide 👀

Deleting in 24 hrs, whoever Iikes and says “High Tide”, might just get a surprise DM 👀

@TheMarcZy And here I am thinking it was my dark sense of humor as to why nobody liked me GGs I guess

lmfao eat a dick no wonder nobody like u