Cobra Funk
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@ALadyNamedKatie “Gimme the keys, you fuckin cocksucka…. What the fuuuuck.”
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@Todd_Spence Watching this on mute with "coming up" by Paul McCartney randomly at the same time... Amazing.
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@Nessakins_ None. Car farts for ladies (or at least me) slide up the front and get stuck in your panties until you squeeze them out with your thighs or stand up. This is the second grossest thing I've ever said on the internet.
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@VivaColombiaaaa @_Camilalopps love that some people can't tell this is a joke. full on.
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@_Camilalopps Es normal, es genética y no es por masturbación. Ahora bien, la mayoría de ustedes las mujeres tienen los labios del sapo como la boca del doctor Zoidberg, de Futurama, lo que sí es por exceso de dedo y culeo, y no por eso hay hombres preguntando estupideces sobre eso

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@lionsJoemma Well... You'll be in for every season of BB due to them all being consistently awesome. GOT Season 1-4. If time is an inssue, watch GOT again.
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@MLFootball @TheRealCruzOx @BarstoolNOLA @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @tylershough2 @chrisolave_ Only if Dallas gets Kamara in the deal.
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If you live in KY-04 and haven't voted yet, get out and vote for @MassieforKY. Thomas is one of the few members of Congress who actually means what he says.
Find your polling location here:
elect.ky.gov/Voters/Pages/P…
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