Sensei Johnny Lawrence. Parody.

No mercy doesn't mean no honor." 🥋 Sensei Johnny Lawrence 🐍 Owner of Cobra Kai dojo 🥋 Sensei of @CobrasAllure 🐍 Stepdad of @CobraKaiEntice 🥋 Owner of @CobraKaiHub 🐍 Written by #BoneHead 🥋 #CobraKai #KarateKid #parody 🐍 RT

"No mercy doesn't mean no honor." 🥋 Sensei Johnny Lawrence 🐍 Owner of Cobra Kai dojo 🥋 Owner of Eagle Fang & Miyagi-Do 🐍 Dad of @RadiantCobra 🥋 Owner of @CobraKaiHub 🐍 Written by #BoneHead 🥋 #CobraKai #KarateKid #parody 🐍 RT

@CobraFatale And here I thought you said I was the funny one.

@CobrasSensei That was pretty corny Johnny. Haha.

Nuhuh big guy. Not till you get those clothes off of you.

@CobraFatale In Cobra Kai anything is possible.

@CobrasSensei In the tub?

@CobraFatale [Gets in with you.]

@CobraFatale Damn right so baby. [Spanks squeezes your ass tight. Kisses your lips.]

@CobrasSensei Is that so huh. [Gives you a wink, with a mischievous grin.]

@CobraFatale Now that's what I'm talkin about baby girl. [Squeezes your ass.]

@CobrasSensei Well, if you play your cards right today big guy. You can have all you can eat tonight. [Shifty eyes with a grin.]

@CobraFatale Looks like a meal to me baby girl.

@CobrasSensei Haha was working that booty. Getting my legs strong so I can kick some ass.

@CobraFatale Damn that ass looks sexy.

@CobrasSensei I was up working out earlier eh.

@CobraFatale More like get in our bed.

@CobrasSensei More like sexy and crazy eh. Bwahaha!

@CobraFatale Damn baby. Can't wait to rip that dress off you.

Sexy babe.

@HellishWiccan @EnticingMiner @RadiantSpells @StraponNKnives @RadiantNWhatevs @ABooKittyFck @JaysMadNote @JediNBatman @AlluringCop @EnticingSatan @DemonicRegal @WiccanBeaut @ThieveryAllure @NoFakeAccent @FatalThievery @CobraKaiEntice @BrutalSensei @CobraFatale @MercNCobra @BrutalCobra @CobraKaiAllure @RadiantCobra @DerrangedCobra @BenThemAll @SkeeballDeity @HellishPunish @EdensAllure @FcknGoBots > my son and his girlfriend starting to wake up.] Come on babe let's go see if they're okay. We gotta figure out where the hell we are too.

@HellishWiccan @EnticingMiner @RadiantSpells @StraponNKnives @RadiantNWhatevs @ABooKittyFck @JaysMadNote @JediNBatman @AlluringCop @EnticingSatan @DemonicRegal @WiccanBeaut @ThieveryAllure @NoFakeAccent @FatalThievery @CobraKaiEntice @BrutalSensei @CobraFatale @MercNCobra @BrutalCobra @CobraKaiAllure @RadiantCobra @DerrangedCobra @BenThemAll @SkeeballDeity @HellishPunish @EdensAllure @FcknGoBots > off the ground and to your feet.] You okay babe? This definitely doesn't look like California. I don't even see Cobra Kai or Miyagi-do here. We should definitely check on the others to see if they're okay. [I held your hand giving it a gentle squeeze as we walked over an saw >

[My brows furrowed walking into @CobraKaiHub dojo was in deep thought. And pissed at my daddy @BrutalSensei who took over our other Dojo with his weak ass fighters. But, me, @CobrasSensei @RadiantCobra @CobraKaiAllure @BrutalCobra had plans to take it back. I however was ~>

@CobraFatale @RadiantCobra @CobraKaiAllure > owned by us. Are you with me?

@CobraFatale @RadiantCobra @CobraKaiAllure > lined up.] So I called my cousin in Texas. He's going to help us. As this affects him too. He was hit with a cease and desist from Silver that they no longer can use the name Cobra Kai. We win this All Valley. And not only is the dojo ours, but the name Cobra Kai will be >