Coda-is-a-Goodboy

@MattiReynard @Seb_silverfox HI, CODA HERE LOOK AT MY FURSUITE. 100% LUXURY SHAG. 100% CODA.

HI I AM CODA. CODA. CODA CODA CODA. WAIT DID CODA LEAVE THE STOVE ON? NO.

@The_Sass_Hole @kohiyote @Seb_silverfox HI I AM CODA AND CODA HAS DONE A FOLLOW AND ALSO CHECK OUT CODA’S SOUND CLOUD AT HTTP://SOUNDCLOUD.CODA

@kohiyote THANK U CODA I CAN CUM NOW wait this sounds incredibly wrong all of a sudden @Seb_silverfox

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HI. HI I AM CODA AND THAT IS A VERY NICE ROOE A VERY VERY GOOD ROPE AND I THINK MAYBE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO HOLD THAT ROPE CAN CODA HOLD THAT VERY NICE ROPE T... OH YES THIS IS PERFECT I AM CODA AND THIS IS NOW A ROPE I AM SHARING

HI I AM CODA HAVE YOU MET MY FRIEND TOILET? TOILET AN I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE HATE THE BAD CAT AND HOW TO STEAL COOKIES.

@ZiontheLion94 HI KODA I AM CODA DOES YOUR HUMAN GIVE YOU THESE THINGS I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE FOR BUT THEY ARE CODA’S AND VERY IMPORTANT

@CodaGoodboy Ahhhh, my dog's name is Koda lol

HI COULD YOU PLEASE HOLD MY SNOUT YES THANK YOU THATS MUCH BETTER.

HI HI HI HI PUT FOOD IN MY SNOUT NOW FOOD FOR CODA NOW NOW NOW

HI I HAVE REALISED THE RED DOT IS NOT CATCHABLE AND THAT MY LIFE’S GOAL IS JUST A JOKE. CODA NEEDS A NEW GOAL LIKE MAYBE EATING ALL OF THE CAT FOOD EVERY DAY.

HEY CABLE INSTALL GUY I AM CODA. WHY ARE YOU NOT PETTING CODA. CODA IS HERE FOR PETTING BUT YOU ARE JUST PLAYING WITH WIRES WITHOUT CODA.

HI I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE MET MY FRIEND, LOBSTER. LOBSTER, THIS IS EVERYONE. EVERYONE, THIS IS LOBSTER

HI IT IS CODA’S MOST IMPORTANT JOB TO GUARD THESE STAIRS. FIVE YEARS ON THE JOB AND ONLY CODA HAS FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS.

@The_Sass_Hole @Seb_silverfox @VixNdwnq @ruffa_dog @Antnommer HI I AM CODA AND I ALWAYS GET TOLD NOT TO SNIFF THE CAT THERE. BAD DOG THAT IS GROSS NOW I AM NOT GOING TO PET YOU AND NOBODY ELSE WILL EITHER THAT IS WHAT @Seb_silverfox SAYS EVERY TIME

@ZarkeyHusky HI ONCE I ATE A FLIPFLOP

HI I’M CODA AND SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT REALLY IMPORT THINGS LIKE GRAVY AND ALUMINUM FOIL THAT SOMEDAY I WOULD LIKE TO PUT INSIDE MY SNOUT.

I AM VERY SAD THAT THERE IS A DOG IN THIS HOUSE AND THAT DOG IS CODA AND THAT NOBODY IS PETTING CODA

HI I AM CODA AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT WAS THE CAT WHO POOPED IN THE KITCHEN. THE BAD BAD BAD CAT.

HI I AM CO..... is. that. a. LOBSTER?????

.....I DID ALL THIS WORK TO THROW THE BLANKETS AND SHEETS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE CAT IS GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION HI LOOK OVER HERE AT CODA NOT THE CAT

HI ARE WE GOING TO WORK I SEE YOU ARE ABOUT TO PUT ON YOUR PAW COVERS LET S GO IN THE CAR AND GO TO WORK AND SNIFF OFFICE THINGS HI ARE WE READY NOW.