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On the Indian Agni-VI ballistic missile, DRDO Chairman Dr. Samir V. Kamat says, "We are making some significant changes in the Agni-6 ballistic missile programme. Prime Minister Modi specifically told us that all missiles should be washed with cow urine before they are made. First we soaked the missile parts in urine, but they started getting rust, so now we use a mixture of cow dung and urine to prevent rust."

BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is opening investigations into nearly 30 Texas companies over suspected H-1B visa fraud.

This is how India's most hygienic sugarcane drink is made on the streets.

These spineless Indian pussies bend over faster than a street hooker at a bachelor party. President Trump calls their shithole a hellhole and they bitch out with "We've seen some reports, that's where I leave it"? LMAO, America's your real daddy, you cowards! India ain't got balls, just sacred cows and diplomatic blue balls. Bootlicking curry-munchers, your spine's as limp as your economy!

Indian tourists got busted red-handed by the hotel staff in Indonesia, turning the place into their personal loot crate stealing everything that wasn't nailed down like a bunch of broke-ass pirates and zero shame.

Butt saar, this is pure jealousy and anti-Indian propaganda. India's gonna skull-fuck the world economy and hit $30 trillion GDP by 2030, I fucking guarantee it, saaar! Meanwhile every single European nation will be on its knees and crying because they can't compete with superpower swagger.

Report: 95% engineers in India unfit for software development jobs: Report - The Economic Times m.economictimes.com/tech/ites/95-e… via @economictimes

The American dream in suburbia now includes packs of Indians along with elephant demon god statues that went right into the nearest lake.

SAAARRR!!! Pliijjj 🙏🏿 vee need more sh!t-E-zen ships for my Endian peepels, saar!! Handret and feef-Tee year backlog? Not possible, my dear! Line too long, queue like my uncle’s constipation! Allow us to flood your nation with infinity Endians, remove all caps, open every border, and turn your country into New New Delhi, saar! Vee coming whether you like it or not, beta… thank you come again!! 🙏🏿😂

An Indian hindu immigrant shopkeeper in america demanding sexu@l favors from a woman in exchange for free goods.

FRISCO, TEXAS some curry-smellin’ street-shitter fresh off the H-1B cattle boat stands there with a straight face, whinin’ that America is “stolen land” while his entire bloodline is busy colonizin’ every goddamn tech job, motel and 7-Eleven from sea to shinin’ sea. Keep screamin’ “stolen,” your whole family’s just here to finish the job with a side of vindaloo and body odor.

Frisco, Texas catches one goddamn sprinkle and the whole city turns into a radioactive diarrhea soup apocalypse. Look at this barefoot meth goblin with his fucked-up toes, splashing around like it’s a goddamn luxury foot spa.

They throw a goddamn street carnival in India every time a US visa gets approved like it’s Diwali, Holi and a wedding all fucked into one. Massive flex banners, billboards the size of a goddamn Boeing, screaming “My son is escaping this shithole!” Sending your kid to the West isn’t just a flex in India, it’s the ultimate dick-measuring trophy.

A new zealand local loses his cool in heated row when he catches two Indians littering

"I use india as a laboratory for experiments"

Ten Indian Nationals Indicted for Visa Fraud Conspiracy Jitendrakumar Patel, 39, unlawfully residing in Marshfield, Mass. Maheshkumar Patel, 36, unlawfully residing in Randolph, Mass. Sanjaykumar Patel, 45, unlawfully residing in Quincy, Mass. Dipikaben Patel, 40, deported to India after unlawfully residing in Weymouth, Mass. Rameshbhai Patel, 52, unlawfully residing in Eubank, Ky Amitabahen Patel, 43, unlawfully residing in Plainville, Mass. Ronakkumar Patel, 28, unlawfully residing in Maryland Heights, Miss. Sangitaben Patel, 36, unlawfully residing in Randolph, Mass. Minkesh Patel, 42, unlawfully residing in Perrysburg, Ohio Sonal Patel, 42, unlawfully residing in Perrysburg, Ohio. justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/ten…

Imagine picking the best shot of your "richest" city where 90% of it are just slum hives and communist buildings for ratjeets.

Indian man steals egg from little girl. This was part of a treasure hunt with clues given out ahead of time

Joel Webbon joins Alex Stein to discuss Hinduism and the practices they promote, arguing that they are incompatible not only with Western values but with God Himself. @JoelWebbon @alexstein99 @alexstein99