Codswallop T Bear OO8 🐻 - Parody

This is no longer my primary social media. X is a cesspool of hate and so I will only be responding occasionally to posts on this platform. I am at the place with the butterfly.

@SteveStuffie @PicklesBottom @Deadlysecret007

Hi everyone. It’s #furrybards this Wednesday at the usual time. Theme is. “Holidays and Definitely Not Spying” - i am currently not spying in Barbados so might not make it

@Emergency_Teds Who on earth put Randy in charge of the nukes! *definitely doesn’t send an internal BI6 memo* #definitelynotaspy

Gunnery Sergeant Randle Stover "Good evening, Cadets. HMS Growler is a nuclear submarine and will submerge 2,000 feet at 23:00 hours! Major Ted will be taking over the helm for a 6 hour shift! There are 24 missiles aboard, tipped with multiple nuclear warheads!" #BUMS0526

Hello everyone here is my poem for this month's #furrybards #furrytails. I hope you enjoy it.

Hello everyone *waves paw* welcome to #furrybards

@chomper_TC Happy birthday Chomps, hope your hoom isn’t annoying you too much today

Happy birthday to me, i'm not 7 , but it's the only candle we found.

Hello everyfur, this Wednesday it is #furrybards at #furrytails. This Wednesday is "no Diet Day" - a day for expressing body positivity (and for eating lots of chocolate! So that is our theme. See you all there @stevestuffie @macwhittle @picklesbottom @deadlysecret007

So #furrybards on Wednesday and it is “No diet day” so we will be doing poems on that subject. @SteveStuffie @PicklesBottom I’ll do a proper announcement tomorrow

Aaaargh! It’s #furrybards next Wednesday and I haven’t thought of a theme yet!

@NancyBear15 @Snughug1 I am impressed at the lengths you go to for academia

I does been carrying out research into the feasibility of eating two whole packets of French Fancies. The conclusion does be that it's do-able. Disclaimer, may lead to food coma 😴🤤🐻💪

@GMacdonaldSNP Totally moronic

John Swinney announced that if re-elected, an SNP government would use public health powers to set a maximum price for essential food items — including bread, milk, cheese, eggs, rice and chicken — at large supermarkets. SNP Delivering for Scotland!

@AgathaChocolats Rather than weep, she facepalmed! #DoctorWho

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity

@theSNP Capping the price for cheese will force a rush to the bottom. It will mean artisinal cheeses from all over the world would simply not be sent to Scotland. We’d end up with nothing but cheap, crap coloured cheddar and nothing else. What a moronic idea.

A re-elected SNP government will put a price cap on a basket of essential foods in large supermarkets, including basics like bread, milk and eggs, so families can afford the essentials and no one is priced out of a balanced diet. Make it #BothVotesSNP on May 7 for a government that’s on your side.

@RightMedPharm really, really piir service at your pharmacy in Dollar today. Super slow, with no one really trying to manage the front of the pharmacy. Utter chaos. Only went in to pick up a prescription you hjave had for a week and I’ve been waiting for 45 minutes- hopeless

@ShadowDWolf I rarely use this platform now other than to keep #FurryBards going. I moved due to all the hatred on here, but recently all the AI slop has made it even worse. AI has its uses and a place in the world but the slop is largely just naff.

If you use AI consistently in your posts I may have to unfollow or block. I'm seeing so much AI slop that this platform is getting really depressing.

@Wool_F_Gang @HughNickHorne1 @OscarTBear10 @Snughug1 @OwliviaO Is it bear?

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

@Tedonhols @HughNickHorne1 Alternatively: There was a coo up On a hill, it’s no there noo, It must have shifted A haiku about a high coo

@CodsyBear @HughNickHorne1 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

#FurryBards #FurryTails Hello friends! I've written some #Fool Haikus. (1) I like a good fool. And syllabub is nice too. Or I’ll take posset. (2) Do you have fool when Your tummy’s already full; or is that foolish?

@TourGuideTed Well you should know, you’ve met him!

@CodsyBear you're not wrong, Codsy #FurryBards #FurryTails

Hello everyone, here is my poem for this month's #furrybards #furrytails. Apologies if this all a bit too serious for you!

@all_fur_matters Made sure I had dinner before #furrybards kicked off! Couldn’t risk it.

@CodsyBear I kan totally welayt to yu pooem, Codsy... Peepols hav furgitten dat Truth is Soul Armour...!!! If yu don't gits dinnr tonyte, yu kan come to my 🏡 ...my mama kno how to fro togevver sum semi- goud slop! #furrytails