Cody Croy

@kentisawesome Sorry, I can't make the panel. But, I appreciate you coming out.

@kentisawesome Just went by and didn't see you at the River City Comic Expo. I was hoping for a Kent's Closet update.

I always forget the big fight in Rocky V is a street fight.

Pretty stoked to take my little cousin to his first rock concert, and no better way to start than with @MotleyCrue and @RealAliceCooper.

We can all learn a ton from Simon Birch. He's got such a big heart.

Finding a Beanie Baby tag is like the new four-leaf clover, right?

@twittels I'm on my 5th replay of "Gorgeous". Great job man. I'm not a music critic, but I got my gf to admit she liked Charleston Chew. A+

I'm worried one of the calls I keep getting from Jamaica is going to be legitimate and I will miss out on $750,000.

I'm substitute teaching now. Heard a kid say they were going to tweet something. Just trying to be relatable to the students.

Twitter sent me an endearing e-mail asking me to come back. So here I am! How is everyone? Okay, see you again in another 5 months!

The life of a maintenance man is always intense.

Nothing kills the joy of having a new car like the first payment.

Is it just me or is the VHS of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey superior to the DVD solely because of the Slaughter music video before the movie?

It is totally possible to listen to "Flirtin' With Disaster" on repeat for hours on end.

I've lived in the country my whole life, and I don't eat peaches everyday. In fact, I don't really eat a lot of peaches. Let alone millions.

Just got back from the second-hand store and I couldn't find a single raspberry beret.

I don't understand why it took so long, but Gene Rayburn has become a personal hero of mine.

My coworker and I can't seem to go a whole week without the mentioning of Dollywood.

Why am I watching Crocodile Dundee II at 5 in the morning?

Since I have to wear an eye patch, I can't decide whether to go for "evil supervillian" or more of a "Captain Ron" thing.