Cody Jacobs

Ted Bundy documentary: “He has a degree is Psychology, very bright, attractive.” Me about my wife: “she has a degree in Psychology, very bright, attractive” It’s fine. I’m fine.

It’s been a minute, Twi….X. #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8UMovaf/

This is an open apology to my laptop mouse. I’m sorry for taking you for granted . I didn’t know how much I needed you until I left you at home. My clicks are broken, never to be whole again. I can feel the carpel tunnel setting in. This is my fate.

7yo: How long is 10 minutes? Me: 600 seconds 7yo: No, like how many Bluey episodes it it?

Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

Happy new year!! 🎆 #LoneStarNYE

LUKA MAGIC FORCES OT 🤯 HE ALREADY HAS A 50-POINT TRIPLE-DOUBLE!

The Mavericks unveiled a Dirk statue outside of the arena 👏 (📸 @GrantAfseth)

LIONEL MESSI FINALLY GETS HIS WORLD CUP! 🐐🏆

MESSI AND ARGENTINA ARE WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS 🙌 🏆

MESSI AND ARGENTINA HAVE WON THE 2022 WORLD CUP 🏆 GOAT ✅ @espnfc

@AC_McKinley I’ve never heard that guy before 😂

@CodyJacobs Amazing play… but they need a new announcer 😂

Oh my.

@danitrisha Spot. On. 😂

Happiest of birthdays to my birthday twin, @elonmusk! 🚀

THIS ... This is the person who took @Suns soul tonight!!! #MFFL

@cryptodad316 @omnimorphs @NFT_NYC @PLINFT Yw

@CodyJacobs @omnimorphs @NFT_NYC @PLINFT Ty

NYC here we come! #Omnimorphs will be on display during @NFT_NYC on the TIMES SQUARE iconic billboards via @PLINFT #FuseYourWayUp to the big screen: 🔹Quote RT this post 🔹Add image + ID of your FUSED #nft Omni 🔹10RTs with the most engagement win a spot on the screen!

@cryptodad316 @omnimorphs @NFT_NYC @PLINFT So sick.

@omnimorphs @NFT_NYC @PLINFT I’d love to see my Omni in Times Square! Omnimorph #7328