Cody Maverick

The weekend is calling and I must answer.

155 days until Foam Night at the Hawk! #letsgetweird

You know you’re back in Lawrence when you are the last at a stop sign but the first to go.

Dumbass bartender doesn’t know how to use the remote. Give me Miami!

Fuck Clemson.

@daveblackburn99 You’re napping right now.

I don’t trust people who take naps, world is moving and your taking naps. Can’t trust those people.

@daveblackburn99 Also, first beer is always the worst. Terrible list. Never rate anything again.

@daveblackburn99 How is tits or ass not on this!?!?

@Minecraft Fix your realms

Hrmmm 🗿

@daveblackburn99 Pretty mid ngl

Little Asian bondage porn to kick off this fine Thursday. #lanekiffin

Coozys, DoorDash, and IUDs might be the greatest invention known to man kind other than Vodka Sprites.

Why the fuck are there so many Friendsgivings going on and why wasn’t I fucking invited?!

It’s a “how bad do you want it” kinda day

Anybody seen the bear that’s in Lawrence? Make sure to lock your doors

Just a buzzing bee looking for my queen

Just introduced my dad to outdoor boys, we haven’t stopped watching for 3 hours. #lukeherewiththeoutdoorboys

It takes a special kind of asshole to piss all over the toilet seat and leave it.

Trying to feel something today #MentalHealthAwareness

From one white boy to another, can we please make swim shirts cool?

@HappyQuans Heard you can throw a baseball from Fiji to it

All I can think about is that few minute walk to the hawk right now