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@ozilical_ Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

After a certain age u gotta let yourself go or else it looks too cringe

@blacknredtext @Epicartworks I deadset thank god in prayer everyday for not making me short

Submission from @epicartworks

@lisathebeauty1 Yep

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

@SteakforPodcast Corporate job paying well and your boss got boss with “cannons” is forcing you to have sex with her. Can it get any better

They ARE cannons

@BoondocsL40329 @Gnar1104 There’s nothing wrong with fishing with her dad. I was referring to telling him to be there by 8 tomorrow the night before demanding, rather than offering or asking if he can

@Coel_Jathro @Gnar1104 If u can't fish with her dad at 8 am in the morning, maybe you don't deserve her hand from her dad.

Met a girl on Hinge who I really like but it's been hard getting past the final boss: her father

@akafaceUS No suprise that he’s ethnic

I don’t understand why they blur the faces of criminals.. someone like that deserves to be publicly identified and shamed.

@aruvinchan Women do this to men way more than they do. Keep that in mind before you feel bad for them

Well he deserves to be happy. Can't be held back and weighed down his whole life now, can he?

@njmn87 @micheal_ws18 I never understood this. If someone is on the machine I want to use next I will skip it and do another exercise while I wait, just seems rude to ask to me like your being pushy

@micheal_ws18 Don’t interrupt someone while they’re exercising to ask how many sets left. Wait till they’re done. Couldn’t believe when someone tried to ask me as I was mid rep.

To all my Gym Goers.. What’s one gym rule that should NEVER be broken?

@iamtheeitgirl Such a strange thing to be thinking about

i just know mr. beast has a 4 inch dick

@Dosway04 35 year old man in detention

🎥MOVIE:,//Life Of A King//.

@Tropasss 28 years since being 28 maybe

Tenho uma péssima notícia pra ela, ela tem mais cara de 82 anos do que 28 anos

@bluewmist 27 is so young, your pretty much just starting anyway at that age after likely college and fucking around trying to figure life out after that

Is it OK to start over at the age of 27 ?

@bartsimsonreal Can’t afford too

@whoistife_x Not one single food but refined carbs such as bread, pasta entirely. Feel a lot better

what’s one food you cut out that genuinely changed how your body felt within weeks?

@kaitzey I’m leaner and more jacked then ever at 25, you just don’t take care of yourself and blame age

nobody warned me about the weight gain u get after u hit 25

@1ssve Can’t stand small talk about the weather, leave me alone to focus on my job

We really need more jobs for introverts I just be wanting to work without talking the entire shift

@virtuallyself Who gives a fuck what they think. Most people aren’t special anyway and are losers themselves, just more expressive losers

nobody thinks you’re nonchalant and mysterious, they think you’re an awkward, weird loser

@Opfermal @jeycookin If your a loser who doesn’t make something of yourself then yes it does, some of us are thriving!

@jeycookin Wait till you 26 shit loses all meaning

they saying once you turn 24 you never smile again

@schiz04renic Buy bitcoin asap

You meet your 16 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What will you say?