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1️⃣4️⃣ goals 0️⃣4️⃣ assists What a season, @Amaddiallo_19! ✨ #SAFC

@TansuYegen Those loops are still loose

A woman from a sneaker shop teaches a simple trick for shoelaces that won't come undone👟

Happy birthday, Catts! 🥳👊

@PolitlcsUK @MargaretFerrier Well was always going to happen wasn't it.

🚨 BREAKING: Iran has fired two missiles at the UK-US base on Diego Garcia after the UK allowed the US to use it for strikes

🌎 Sunderland fan Liam recently went viral after winning the NYC spelling bee in his red and white shirt… So we called and surprised him with his hero, Dan Ballard ❤️

@NoahKingJr Or call it X'itin 🤔 @elonmusk

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

@mort_greg @Headshok1962 Thought had to Sit on it to activate it!

@Headshok1962 WTF did he try doing with them?

Haha...I bet his last name is Patel

@TruthPrevailsos @Proper_Memes @PatrickChristys Think cos they look too big for him to start with in the original photo 😄

@Proper_Memes @PatrickChristys What’s with the huge clown feet 🤣🤣

I don’t want to be unkind here but fast has ended just after 6pm every day this week…couldn’t he have just had a flat white then? And is he deliberately trying to look exhausted and malnourished?

@IceKnight @NatashaCL7 . .He's pushing the Earth down

In honor of a real one, drop your favorite Chuck Norris meme:

@magpiemoto46 @bbcnewcastle @raisbeck10 That a half n half scarf on the bottom? 🧣🤮

@bbcnewcastle @raisbeck10 And themselves 100% #HWTL TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #SJP #NEWSUN DERBY LETS HAMMER THEM LADS PUT ON A PERFORMANCE FOR THE FANS AND SMB #UpTheMAGS 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍⚽⚽⚽⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛🟥⬜🟥⬜🟥⬜🟥⬜🟥 COME ON.

Eddie Howe wants Newcastle to play for the fans in the Tyne-Wear derby this weekend 👊 #NUFC | @Raisbeck10

"We giving him that?!” 🤣 Peter Crouch and Sunderland legend Kevin Phillips visit the Black Cats as Luke O’Nien gives them a volleying drill to handle! 🤝 The full episode is now live on our YouTube channel 📺

@footballontnt Damn always wanted @petercrouch to play for Sunlun as well 😄👏🏽

@SartorialThug @MarkHaydock5 When someone forcefully tightened your laces at school!

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This.

@Brian_81328 @DBen31389275 Ik was laughing my little man boobs off people 😳

@ColSafc86 @DBen31389275 It was a joke people 😳

@DBen31389275 @Brian_81328 Tighten up as they get fuller etc

@Brian_81328 That's not how it works

TGIF! We’re starting the day in the best mood possible!