Colin Martin

That moment when your 85 year old grandma wins the game of cards against humanity

Dirty dishes are kind of like food laundry

@KeegANA_DELuREY try less

Group of philadelphia elementary school kids walking through campus - "oh my god they are so white" #vanillanova

For you Pat 👆#66 #SuicideAwarenessDay 🙏

Words of wisdom from College Landscaping: If your client has a pool make sure you ask before you swim nude #nakedlandscaping #SharkWeek

How do you become THE surgeon general?

Garoppolo!!

College Landscaping tip of the day: Make sure you don't hedge trim any bee hives #stungfordays #HAVEAGREATTUESDAY

@LorValdarimort let's be honest the people involved thought it was a good idea too.

Tbt to Mardi Gras with the homie @TheJefe9 killin as usual

"Yeah he's like Fidel Castro though.... He's a massive dick"

In a stunning turn of events the only two ingredients in my fridge came together beautifully #mac&cheeseomelette

37,000 flags on BostonCommon honor each fallen service member from Massachusetts since 1775. bit.ly/1gv6Wk9

#bucciovertimechallenge KRUG/ Eat a Dick

I get a lot of belly button lint.

lookin at potentially a 6th or 7th snowday tomorrow

"everything is so fucked here you guys have off thursday and friday and are on your own to scavenge for food, heat, and cocaine" - VU Email

Headphones are second only to socks at playing hide and seek

@CLucAtMeNow glad it shatisfied you