Clyde P. Johnson

"i been warped by the rain, driven by the snow i'm drunk and dirty don't you know" The quintessential sophistifunk (Lowell’s term) of Little Feat at its peak Happy birthday to the late, great LOWELL GEORGE (April 13, 1945 – June 29, 1979)

Yes.

Hey @TheMasters, please tell @KevinHart4real and @JasonKelce to stay home for the Par 3 event. I’m not a golfer, but I appreciate the game more than most, and what I saw yesterday was a disgrace. The Par 3 event is about family, not showboating. @KevinHart4real is not funny.

@OpieRadio I assume this is your credible source? #fuckoff

WOW just got off the phone with my highly credible source and **** told me one helluva story! Tomorrow's livestream is going to be wild!!

BREAKING: A stunning announcement coming soon!

@BenStiller Wait, you are talking about the same movie that you starred in, where someone wore black face right? I'm watching you ignorant Focker.

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

@GravySauceCream Well played sir.......classic.

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

@IranTimes9 #iran #Khamenei

@Gnome_DeGuerre @BombshellNana @dedwardro @leftcoastbabe @FBIDirectorKash @Kash_Patel So using that same logic, do you think @tim_cook is working 3rd shift in a factory building iPhones?

@ColaBubba007 @BombshellNana @dedwardro @leftcoastbabe @FBIDirectorKash @Kash_Patel He's the head of it.

Many FBI rank and file, current and retired, saw the video as a reflection of an unserious person who was disinterested in the day-to-day of the role, but head-over-heels in love with its perks. According to a law enforcement source, one FBI agent was contacted by his informant after seeing the video and was asked, “What the f–k is going on at the FBI?” (1/2)

@BombshellNana @dedwardro @leftcoastbabe @FBIDirectorKash @Kash_Patel @FBIDirectorKash isn't the only person that makes up the FBI moron.

@dedwardro @leftcoastbabe Somebody should have walked into that locker room and asked .@FBIDirectorKash .@Kash_Patel WHERE THE HELL IS NANCY GUTHRIE😤!!! You don’t have TIME TO PARTY. THERE IS REAL WORK TO BE DONE.

@grantstern Obviously, ZERO thought went into this post. Do you really think @FBIDirectorKash is the only person assigned to the case? #STFU #NancyGuthrie #KashPatel

Nobody knows where Nancy Guthrie has been taken by kidnappers. Trump's FBI Director:

@JellyRoll615 is a fraud. If you couldn't figure that out before now then surely you can now. #Epstein #JellyRoll #Fraud

@TomBrady I thought you were better than this @TomBrady. I knew @LoganPaul is trash. No need for you to stoop to his level.

You know we’re not playing flag gymnastics, right?

Who the fuck chooses @TMZ as your leak? 🤔 I didn't know they were still relevant. Not saying it's fake news or some BS like that, I'm just saying I didn't know they were relevant.......period. #NancyGuthrie #TMZ

@fildo28 @TRUMP_ARMY_ Beat me to it. Well played.

@TRUMP_ARMY_ Is this what he means?

🚨ALERT: Marco Rubio drops truth bomb: "If you invite me into your home for dinner, and I go to your house and I start putting mud on your couch and spray-painting your kitchen, you're going to kick me out. We're going to do the same thing if you come into the U.S. as a visitor."

Someone is detained! #NancyGuthrie #NancyGuthrieKidnapping

I mean.....really? #SadBunny #BadBunny #Halftime

Border Patrol is helping search for Savannah Guthrie's mom IS THAT OK WITH EVERYBODY?

This wins the internet today! 😂

@Realrclark25 What is sickening? How out of touch your racist ass is with reality?

It’s sickening. It’s sad!