Colby Majors

@ottery_phil ✋✋✋

Sunday is Funday 🔥🐽 who would suck my fat bushy dick?

@utahmaleboudoir 😈😈😈

On a scale of 🔥 to 😈, how would you rate this photo?

@HeyMPT Handsome man

@HeyMPT This is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

@EliMcCann Bahahaha! Don't stop it...embrace it

My husband just walked into the room wearing this. He said "it's Comfy season!" I haven't seen this atrocity in months. I can't stop this.

@EliMcCann I love this so much

My husband just taught Alexa to play a laugh track on demand. "At least someone around here will laugh at my jokes."

@DavidArchie @people @nelson_jeff Thank you so much for this...you truly are an amazing person and I love the example you have given me...of love and bravery

Thank you @people and @nelson_jeff. And for those who read it as well. I know the headline may be putting off for some but I tried to be honest and sincere. 🙏🏼❤️ people.com/music/david-ar…

@seagulljaap YAAAAASSS! There's so much ahead of you and you're going to slaaaay it!

@EliMcCann That totally sucks! Did you end up having any?

Sky apparently took a picture of me sitting on the porch waiting for trick or treaters. Not our best year. No kids. Not sure why this always makes me so sad.

@_danbenson STAAAAAPH this right now!

Halloween Special: My OF is 50% off for the next 24 hours. 🎃

@HeyMPT I'm glad you have a beautiful relationship and friendship with each other

@HeyMPT @ZaackHunt Too much, lol

@_danbenson Yeah, you do

I still got it 🏄‍♂️😊

@HeyMPT This is absolutely adorable

@HeyMPT Ahhh...I see

@HeyMPT You're at the Y? BYU?

@EliMcCann *shudder* I don't like that

My teenage niece last night referred to The Parent Trap with Lindsey Lohan as "a movie from the olden days."

@HeyMPT Can't handle this

@_danbenson Love this mood

Grey is a mood

@HeyMPT Get it!