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@michaelschwab13 Oh my God, if the Astros can swap Isaac for one of the Red Sox outfielders, specifically Duran, this would solve all the lineup problems. Clear the infield logjam, and add a high level left handed bat in LF so Yordan can DH every day.

For what it’s worth, I’ve heard nothing on this trade. I’ve mostly heard the Astros are set on keeping Paredes but it would have to be an amazing deal for anything to happen.

Let’s see

@Chandler_Rome What's the corresponding roster move? Brice or Short?

The Ramón Urías trade is official. The Astros also received cash considerations from the Orioles

@GregAbbott_TX Go fuck yourself. You're an embarrassment to your office, your state and humanity in general.

This was a sham show trial. The Kangaroo Court will never stand on appeal. Americans deserve better than a sitting U.S. President weaponizing our justice system against a political opponent— all to win an election. We must FIRE Joe Biden in November.

@ATTSportsNetSW Wandy Rodriguez doesn't get the love he should. #StrosTuesday

@OdehEveryday @ValeroZane @shimbashipro Pretty sure I watched someone do that in some old footage on the Network. From '87 I think.

Y’all try it @ValeroZane @shimbashipro

Do I have any of my actual friends on Twitter?

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I've always said about Piper and Rhodes that they could go to the ring and read The Scarlett Letter and I would be on the edge of my seat.

Totally in shock right now about Roddy Piper. I had the fortune to very briefly meet him at Comicpalooza in May.

6 days away from Bustin for Autism! facebook.com/events/4768283…

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@TheCoachESPN You called him an awful wrestler and he wasn't. He has performed some of the greatest matches in history. That's our issue.

Sometimes I think I should start using my twitter more. Then I remember I'm too damn wordy for 140 characters.

@TheCoachESPN @10isdad @NWAGoldenBoy Yeah actually he is an expert. He's one of the best workers in the country in the ring and on the mic.

I'm raising money for The Final Wishes of Virginia Lopez. Help us bury our grandmother. Anything helps. gofund.me/qz4c458?pc=tw_… via @gofundme

A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP

@AliceBiscuit youtube.com/watch?v=FmnDXR… The Book of Love by Peter Gabriel. Great for singing or dancing.

@AliceBiscuit youtube.com/watch?v=DjMOJU… from Carlisle