Cole Kottke

@JdeltaRios thinkin about bow fishing honestly

@JdeltaRios what's that?

It's only a matter of time before that catch me outside girl losses her fame, breaks down, and makes a sex tape to stay relevant.

@TanManRock8 I walked right into that one

I hate March madness.

@inda_hood who in the fuck!?

@JdeltaRios well shit. In that case sign me the fuck up!

@JdeltaRios I'm not 100% sure, but... this seems a little unfair?

@JdeltaRios quit your job. Then you get all the time in the world with Sam pup

@JdeltaRios sorry babe

The only good thing about this weather is now I can set my beer outside and it will be cold in like seven minutes.

Yes people, the sun is setting once again. I can see it happening with my own two eyes. I don't need to get 13,000 Snapchats of it

But on the plus side if you go to bed early you don't wake up with a hangover. So that's pretty cool

Made the decision to get drunk last night. Passed out on the couch at 9:30 - 10:00. Getting old kinda sucks

I recently ate an entire frozen pizza.... By myself... I'm not ashamed.

If you talked to me Saturday night I am incredibly sorry. I was highly intoxicated.

@BlackPplVines @JdeltaRios . Watch this lol

@JdeltaRios what happen?

@_kimmyyyyyy @anniewolter23 @katie_korbas @mkorbas5 I have no idea who you people are lol

Merica.