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Coleen York Steinhaus

@ColeenYork

Believer. (copy)Writer & editor. I mostly tweet traffic, food, & Ohio sports.

Katılım Haziran 2010
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
“I Started Talking and Made Everything More Complicated”, a memoir.
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Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
Remember when arguing with strangers on the internet created lasting and helpful change? No? How weird… I would have thought there was a time, considering everyone keeps doing it so enthusiastically.
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
The point of the Met Gala is just to spend as much money as you can to look as stupid as possible, right?
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Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
@WhitneyHemsath The latter. More important to see them alive again and say your goodbye and have them see you too 💕 they won’t know if you’re at the funeral but they will know you made the effort to come and see them again.
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Whitney Hemsath (aka W.O. Hemsath)
Whitney Hemsath (aka W.O. Hemsath)@WhitneyHemsath·
A family member you love is dying in less than a month. You live far away and can afford to fly out to where they are only once. Do you zoom/call them to say goodbye, and fly out for the funeral, or do you fly out to say goodbye in person and miss the funeral?
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
Why do women leave their hair tucked into their turtle necks? Turtles don’t even have hair.
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Jayson Schmidt
Jayson Schmidt@JaysonSchmidt·
Perfectionism is protectionism.
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you no longer have to double space in between sentences and you haven’t for about 20 years now.
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Christopher Patrick Johnson
@JonAcuff I'm not saying I disagree, but I'm not super sure I agree. Law School ≠ The Practice of Law; MBA school ≠ Having an MBA. etc.
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Jon Acuff
Jon Acuff@JonAcuff·
Dear students, if you don't enjoy your major, you won't enjoy the job it gets you. It's the academic equivalent of hoping a marriage will fix a broken dating relationship. Is joy the only thing that matters? Nope, but don't turn 4 unhappy school years into 40 unhappy career years
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
While wearing a mask someone once asked me if my birthday was in 1954, so if anyone needs me I’ll be going back into my crypt and re-emerging once the century is over.
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Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart@AndrewHStewart·
@Eric_Floberg Have you heard of “Friends” from one of the founders of IG? It’s in beta right and kinda a breath of fresh air.
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Eric Floberg
Eric Floberg@Eric_Floberg·
Man, Instagram just really sucks now. I never want to be on that app anymore.
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steve carter
steve carter@stvcrtr·
Ironic that I have yet to see one LA Fitness and I’ve been in Los Angeles for 3 weeks
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
I wonder how many of us are simultaneously sitting on the toilet while we text back and forth.
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
Me: Ugh, I’m so full. 4 year-old Nephew: Um...then why do you want a brownie? Me: Because I eat to feel things. Namely, happiness. Nephew: Oh.
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
Nothing rivals the sense of judgement you feel when you’re caught eating fistfuls of shredded cheese from the bag.
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
Me, staring at my to do list while I attempt to work two jobs, write a book, launch a new writing website, and function as an adult:
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Coleen York Steinhaus
Coleen York Steinhaus@ColeenYork·
My toxic trait is finding a song I like on @Spotify and adding to every playlist in my library so I completely and irrevocably ruin it for myself within a month.
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