Coleen York Steinhaus

“I Started Talking and Made Everything More Complicated”, a memoir.

Super Bowl? More like Supper Bowl, am I right?

What is up with this panda ceremony? This pandamony? Is it pandaemic related? #Olympics2022 #OlympicGames

@nateembrey Tell me everything. This is the best day.

Remember when arguing with strangers on the internet created lasting and helpful change? No? How weird… I would have thought there was a time, considering everyone keeps doing it so enthusiastically.

The point of the Met Gala is just to spend as much money as you can to look as stupid as possible, right?

@WhitneyHemsath The latter. More important to see them alive again and say your goodbye and have them see you too 💕 they won’t know if you’re at the funeral but they will know you made the effort to come and see them again.

A family member you love is dying in less than a month. You live far away and can afford to fly out to where they are only once. Do you zoom/call them to say goodbye, and fly out for the funeral, or do you fly out to say goodbye in person and miss the funeral?

Why do women leave their hair tucked into their turtle necks? Turtles don’t even have hair.

@JaysonSchmidt Ooof.

Perfectionism is protectionism.

@nateembrey C’mon Nate, you’re better than this.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you no longer have to double space in between sentences and you haven’t for about 20 years now.

@CJPatrickPNW @JonAcuff Agreed. I think it’s true in some cases, but often the actual job has a lot less busy work or silly projects to fill out a syllabus.

@JonAcuff I'm not saying I disagree, but I'm not super sure I agree. Law School ≠ The Practice of Law; MBA school ≠ Having an MBA. etc.

Dear students, if you don't enjoy your major, you won't enjoy the job it gets you. It's the academic equivalent of hoping a marriage will fix a broken dating relationship. Is joy the only thing that matters? Nope, but don't turn 4 unhappy school years into 40 unhappy career years

While wearing a mask someone once asked me if my birthday was in 1954, so if anyone needs me I’ll be going back into my crypt and re-emerging once the century is over.

@AndrewHStewart @Eric_Floberg Is it run by Jennifer Anniston?

@Eric_Floberg Have you heard of “Friends” from one of the founders of IG? It’s in beta right and kinda a breath of fresh air.

Man, Instagram just really sucks now. I never want to be on that app anymore.

@stvcrtr You’re not looking hard enough then lol

Ironic that I have yet to see one LA Fitness and I’ve been in Los Angeles for 3 weeks

I wonder how many of us are simultaneously sitting on the toilet while we text back and forth.

Me: Ugh, I’m so full. 4 year-old Nephew: Um...then why do you want a brownie? Me: Because I eat to feel things. Namely, happiness. Nephew: Oh.

Nothing rivals the sense of judgement you feel when you’re caught eating fistfuls of shredded cheese from the bag.

Me, staring at my to do list while I attempt to work two jobs, write a book, launch a new writing website, and function as an adult:

@AnnaRYarbrough I don’t think it’s *more* maddening but trying to write a book may be similarly frustrating!

My toxic trait is finding a song I like on @Spotify and adding to every playlist in my library so I completely and irrevocably ruin it for myself within a month.