Colin Loves Corgis But Hates Fascists

Imagine having gone your entire life never having been in a relationship with someone and having no reason to believe that's going to change for the remainder of your life. It feels petty to think about with so many more important things going on but sometimes it's hard not to.

@flackospalace @TakedownMRAs Me looking at Elon's timeline.

So obvious Elon is gonna get ratioed with dislikes first day of this being out and the feature will be gone within a week

@vivekrajan1380 @Breaking911 Gee, I wonder which.

@Breaking911 This is either gonna improve content or make things toxic real quick

X has officially started rolling out a dislike button.

@FrankLuntz @ufc What a clown show.

The White House will host the UFC Freedom 250 fighting event on Sunday, June 14th. 👉🏻 ufc.com/event/ufc-free…

@luxemiaa She made the right call.

This woman on TikTok said: My mother-in-law insisted that I cook for her upcoming family party. I suggested hiring professional caterers and even offered to pay, but she refused and said I should cook everything myself. My husband sided with her, saying I should do it "to prove I'm a good wife." She then gave me a list of ingredients and instructed me to start cooking by 4 a.m. By 3 a.m., I was already at the airport....

@onijogbon999 @luxemiaa Oh sit down. This reply is garbage.

@luxemiaa What you did was pure nonsense. You didn't have to leave cause leaving that way was disrespectful to both your husband and your mother-in-law. There are smarter ways to approach such a situation.

@_99George @luxemiaa 🙄🙄Are you effing kidding me? If it ain't a big deal, then try it yourself some time. And she ain't losing her marriage. , Sounds like she's LEAVING it. Good for her.

@luxemiaa It was a one time thing. She could've just done it. Now she might lose her marriage over this 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Stop calling Jeff Bezos greedy.. greed has a limit.. what he's doing doesn't.. a man with $200 billion doesn't need more money.. he needs more control.. money stops being money at that number.. it becomes infrastructure.. leverage.. power.. > He didn't build Amazon because he needed a bookstore.. he built it to own the pipe everything flows through.. > He didn't buy the Washington Post because he loves journalism.. he bought it so nobody could write about him without his permission.. > He's not raising $100 billion because factories are profitable.. he's raising it because whoever owns the factories AND the robots owns the entire supply chain.. you're asking "why does he need more money".. he doesn't.. he needs you to need him.. for everything.. from the package at your door to the product inside it to the factory that made it.. that's not greed.. greed has a number.. this doesn't have a number.. this.. this.. is something else..

@BellesDigs @joni_askola

@joni_askola Wtf that can’t be his real head🥚

Over the last few years, American tech oligarchs have become the greatest argument against their own existence. The sheer scale of their erratic behavior and political interference proves that extreme wealth concentration is a structural threat to society

@joni_askola @vox_sara There's no way that one guy's head looks that much like an egg.

@alexcore_live @Ify__oma I'm sick of seeing clowns like you blame women, while not saying a damn thing about a guy being an abusive asshole.

@Ify__oma Chasing them out wasn’t necessary. You could have done your business regardless. The woman should know what is good for her & leave for her own good.

A man and his wife were about to walk into my shop and I could already hear him berating her outside. She looked so tired… like this wasn’t new. They came in and she asked for a rechargeable fan. I gave her the price, and this man immediately jumped in to say I didn’t know what I was talking about because he saw a cheaper one on Facebook. She calmly explained it wasn’t the same product, and he snapped at her to “shut up” — loudly. That’s where I stepped in. I asked him why he felt the need to silence her like that and told him I don’t have what they’re looking for. Then I asked him to leave. The shock on his face? Priceless. Some people are too comfortable disrespecting their partners in public. Not in my space.

@TradAdvocate @Moonlight_myths You're just going in circles. WHO CARES if it happened to other men? What does that have to do with him? Thinking it's normal and natural for a dude to wonder and have doubts if a kid is his or not is totally bizarre. And imagine looking at in in terms of "permission." 🙄🙄

@ColinCorgi @Moonlight_myths Paternity fraud has happened to unsuspecting men. If he decides he wants certainty he should be able to get it. Why should he even need permission to verify that his kids are his?

My husband decided to get a secret DNA test to see if our youngest daughter was actually his. He didn't ask me anything, never even hinted that he had doubts, and didn't give me a chance to explain anything. He just went ahead and did it on his own, then came to tell me about it later like everything could just be fixed with a quick conversation. We've been married for twelve years. We have two kids: our oldest is a ten-year-old boy and our youngest is an eight-year-old girl. All these years, I always thought our life was pretty stable. That's why this all feels even more absurd to me. According to him, the idea started getting into his head a few months ago. It all started with comments other people made about our daughter's looks. A coworker of his told him one day that the girl didn't look much like him. Then, at a Sunday dinner, a cousin of his made a similar comment. Things

@swengsbelike @CheesyYet @CostelloWilliam 😅😅Case in point.

@ColinCorgi @CheesyYet @CostelloWilliam as opposed to your reply? everything you've written in your life is gibberish.

Because…

@scumbunker @CostelloWilliam Imagine wanting credit for admitting "I'm so desperate to get my rocks off, I'd have sex with someone I hate. But at least I'm honest about it!" 🤣

@CostelloWilliam because women are disingenuous and men are more honest? men confront you, women conspire around you.

@swengsbelike @CheesyYet @CostelloWilliam Everything you've written in this thread is gibberish.

@CheesyYet @CostelloWilliam wow you just discovered that your analogy between men and women are not equivalent and therefore a shitty argument. congratulations

@Penny_FL13 @ColMoeDavis MAGA supporting him is all you need to know that he's crap.

@ColMoeDavis Moe, Honey absolutely no apology is necessary. Sen. John Fetterman has exceeded expectations. He’s a breath of fresh air. He is exactly what the left should aim their sights on.

I apologize to the 41,564 donors to my 2020 congressional campaign. After the campaign ended, then Lt Gov Fetterman's senatorial campaign staff contacted me and asked if I would share my donor list with Fetterman, and I agreed to do so. I sincerely regret whatever part I had in helping to elect @JohnFetterman in 2022. nbcnews.com/politics/congr…

@cmclymer Did they blow a NINETEEN point lead?! 😜🤯

Down goes North Carolina. Upset by VCU. Second year in a row they're out in the first round.

March Madness Memories: UConn's Richard Hamilton's Sweet Sixteen buzzer beater against U of Washington. Game got done at 1 in the morning and I yelled so loud I woke everyone up. Would have been out of the pool if they had lost. Ended up winning.😁 youtu.be/XhY4J_uZOQE?si…

@CerebrAiX @dinahaddie This is when you think you said something really smart, but instead it's just really dumb.

@dinahaddie They struggle predicting the weather now and you think they knew it was raining on a Tuesday 65 million years ago.

I finished watching the dinosaur documentary a few days ago and I’m still not ok because what do you mean it rained for 2 million years

@CerebrAiX @UGotStained @dinahaddie Thanks for confirming he's right.

@UGotStained @dinahaddie That makes no sense you melt what the fuck are you talking about.

@sweetmomissa @CAV_82 Sunset every time.

Sunrise vs. sunset… who wins?