Colin Morris

@mosstoboy @Mishi_2210 I think they meant musicians mate, just saying

@Mishi_2210 Illegal Immigrants

What does your country have ? 🤔

I’ve just driven the B4020 in West Oxfordshire and asked my passenger to film (apologies not the best quality but it’s good enough to see the road) I appreciate this is a UK wide issue, not just here but I’m using my voice to speak out for everyone. This is just not acceptable.

@dylanhxdson Not like you have to go to work tomorrow :)

@EmmaVardyTV I can’t see a reference to Six TV that was broadcast in Oxfordshire 👀

Skipped uni worked in pubs, met some people from sky news, asked for a job, got a job on nightshifts doing tea, printing, and emptying bins!

Happy New Year! 🥳 2025 just called and it’s asking for some heroes, could that be you? Start the year right and save lives by donating your blood, plasma or platelets. ❤ Book now at orlo.uk/nhJPh

@GnasherMurals And that’s why you’re the better Nash!

The northern lights are amazing right now

@NewTheatreOx @rickygervais Tickets that went on pre-sale at 10:00 today are already on Stubhub for at least 4x the value. Ridiculous!

@bmthofficial @dylanhxdson Back to Sheffield?

NEX GEN worldwide testing sites. Accepting research participants 27th/28th september.

@StuTranter He sings “I’ll be your bridge” and he’s stood in front of a f***ing pier, ain’t no bridge!

This your competition @Colin_Morris77

@GnasherMurals Is this your brother’s house? 😂 @mnashwitney

What do you think of my new mural

@MayorWitney @kfc @MarriottsWalk1 @Vezzer83 Finally!

Delighted to be opening the brand new @KFC on @MarriottsWalk1 this morning! If you’re in town, come down at 11am - it’s ribbon-cuttin’ good! #KFCWitney #Chicken 🍗🍔🍗🍟🍗

"Word of warning then. Out there they call them 'fanny-packs'. Cos fanny means your arse over there.... Not your minge" Keith Bishop Rip Ewan Macintosh #theoffice #theofficeuk #keiththeoffice #ewanmacintosh #alikeith @rickygervais

@kevincooper681 Did you tell Kearse you were heading there? He loves meeting Royals in Vegas!

See you soon #vegas2024

@Jamiefozz92 @mrjakehumphrey I’m looking forward to James posting a humble apology after watching the interview…cos that happens all the time on Twitter 😂😂

@mrjakehumphrey Can’t stand the bloke anymore. Never his fault. Could have been anything he wanted to be after football but choice booze and sniff. Lost it all and the penny still hasn’t dropped.

I’m delighted to announce something special has just been released on the High Performance App. Football legend Paul Gascoigne reveals ALL. He welcomes Damian and I into the house he’s living in, where he’s staying in the spare bedroom of his agent. We see what daily life is like now for one of England’s greatest ever players. Paul vulnerably shares the tragedy that shaped his early years. Gazza keeps us on our toes with anecdotes and stories. We celebrate the great moments, and discuss the tough times. It’s heartbreaking, uplifting, revealing and fascinating. Watch the full hour-long special *only* on the High Performance App as a plus subscriber. I’d love to know what you think x Get the app here: hppod.co/gazza-vs-paul

People at work using this GiF when talking about @MSFTCopilot without understanding the true context 😂😂 #copilot #airplane #sureltyoucantbeserious #iamseriousandstopcallingmeshirley

@dylanhxdson @SOTSPodcast Ha ha, hadn’t even considered that…I’m sure there would be a Calpol option available 😂

red or blue?

10 years ago I was waiting to see @danlesac @Scroobiuspipyo - hope you boys are well xx

@terrybnd @BeatrixPotterSo @CumbriaUni @Welshsquirrels @SquirrelAccord @eden_reds @WestmorlandReds @NTMikeInnerdale @CountryfileMag @BBCNEandCumbria @ChrisBonington I baught the DVD for my folks at Christmas, they loved it!!

I’m THRILLED to reveal that my latest #lakedistrict film ‘Cumbrian Red: Saving Our Red Squirrels’ is set to be broadcast nationwide on the BBC later this year! 🤞🐿️🎥📺🎉 I truly hope it’ll help the #conservation #redsquirrel cause, inspire and educate🤞#nature “A land where the red scamps roam…”

@andyrtyrrell @centredevils @PeteHall86 @iPaperSport That doesn’t make any sense Andy! 😂

@centredevils @PeteHall86 @iPaperSport They need to buy carbon framed bikes so that they can get up alpe d'huez sharpish

🚨🚨| Sir Dave Brailsford will seek advice from former #mufc chief executive David Gill as well as Sir Alex Ferguson before making major decisions over how to turn the faltering Premier League club around. [@PeteHall86, @iPaperSport]