Colleen Scriven

Imagine Mamma Mia 3 as a modern retelling of Orpheus/Eurydice but it’s the dynamos + Sophie who need to save donna for their dream gig… Tanya falls in love with hades played by Chris Pine. After he sings “if it wasn’t for the nights” Tanya calls him “lord of MY underworld.”

god we love womens sports we feel like we could flip a truck

Remember, Thanksgiving isn’t easy for everybody. Some people got sewn into Charlie Brown’s pants at the big parade and, to this day, can’t stand bald boys because when they see them, they think they’re back in the pants.

Describe Jaedyn Shaw with one image:

People who are AMC A Listers really will always let you know

NWSL Playoffs be like:

When VAR calls the goal back…

How it feels when the ref cam comes on

CAPTAIN KATIE MCCABE SCORED HER 30TH GOAL FOR IRELAND IN HER 99TH CAP 🇮🇪 📸 @IrelandFootball

I like when the NFL teams logos float above the field like some sort of terrifying, biblically accurate angel

For Alyssa Thompson fans, heartbreak turns to happiness as the young star leaves home. Chelsea, you take care of our girl 🥲 📸 @weareangelcity

Riley Tiernan vs. 7 defenders 😤

I just know Connie Britton would crushhhh an episode of SVU

What it feels like to be an angel city fan today

ANGEL CITY IS SO BACK

How this tournament feels:

Every sinew stretched to keep the team in this tournament. Agility. Athleticism. Sacrifice. The Germans have a phrase for it. Oh yeah, it’s ANN KATRIN BERGER 🤯

The refs at the women’s euros

It's all happening

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked Robot Mr. Krabs and he said “ravioli ravioli give me the formu-oli”