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Humorous tweets tailored for College Students to make you laugh out loud!

Katılım Aralık 2012
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Leaving class like
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"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law
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Professor: what inspired you to write this essay Me: the due date
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High school and college are so different. In high school teachers would go slow and make sure everyone understood. College the professor is like “here’s the PowerPoint lol good luck “
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“Hey let’s go out this weekend” Me:
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me: "if i just had ONE DAY to get all of my homework done" *has a day to do homework* *naps all day*
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🤯mental breakdown monday 😫too many assignments tuesday 😐wtf wednesday 😴tired thursday 😍finally friday 😎super lit saturday 😰stuff to do sunday
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In college u don’t even have time to be sad over grades, you just gotta have the "ima come back harder next time" mindset
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the last time i had a decent sleep at night
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high school: “ughh i know for sure i bombed that test” *gets a 95* college: “yeah i definitely did okay on that test” *gets a 33*
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"are you free tonight?" Hold on just lemme just check my schedule
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proof that fortune cookies are real
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my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
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me on my way to make bad decisions
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When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam
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Mom: "When's the last time you've had a decent night sleep?" Me:
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