College Humor

Leaving class like

"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

Professor: what inspired you to write this essay Me: the due date

😔

High school and college are so different. In high school teachers would go slow and make sure everyone understood. College the professor is like “here’s the PowerPoint lol good luck “

“Hey let’s go out this weekend” Me:

me: "if i just had ONE DAY to get all of my homework done" *has a day to do homework* *naps all day*

🤯mental breakdown monday 😫too many assignments tuesday 😐wtf wednesday 😴tired thursday 😍finally friday 😎super lit saturday 😰stuff to do sunday

In college u don’t even have time to be sad over grades, you just gotta have the "ima come back harder next time" mindset

the last time i had a decent sleep at night

high school: “ughh i know for sure i bombed that test” *gets a 95* college: “yeah i definitely did okay on that test” *gets a 33*

"are you free tonight?" Hold on just lemme just check my schedule

When your boss says you can leave 30 minutes early twitter.com/CauseWereGuys/…

Bringing back a classic twitter.com/CauseWereGuys/…

proof that fortune cookies are real

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

me on my way to make bad decisions

When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam

Mom: "When's the last time you've had a decent night sleep?" Me: