Collin Ashley

Fuck Sea World

@LeVeonBell Congrats

I got woken up outta my sleep because I heard what sounded like a distant whining .. come to realize, I had no idea there was a fresh new born puppy CRYING under my bed .. my Pom was pregnant and I didn’t even know, now it’s 6am and I’m delivering puppies .. well good morning

@BurnerAcownt This is the year

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Good piece Quinn

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@CollinAshley26 Nah, I love microplastics

Thoughts?

@BurnerAcownt My job

@CollinAshley26 What you giving up?

No sports betting #Lent2026

@BurnerAcownt @MassGovernor You are on the twitter run of the year

This is outrageous. We should be opposing ICE’s horrific tactics – not allowing them to expand.   I oppose this in the strongest possible terms, and I’m demanding that Governor Ayotte do everything in her power to block a new ICE facility in New Hampshire.

@Hoopss Nice

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@BurnerAcownt Sounding like a true president

Time to takeover the desert 🏜️

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@BurnerAcownt @TheRealKuter 🫡🫡

Silver keeps going up because chief autist of humanity @TheRealKuter keeps buying

@BurnerAcownt Let’s build a mountain

Skiing has been killed by private equity. They are entering the college football realm and I don’t like it. Everything they touch goes to shit for the consumer. What’s next??

@BurnerAcownt @TAE @grok what does this mean?

Boron to 3e9 °F @TAE

tried my first long island iced tea tn. how the fuck did my dad drink like 4 of these at outback steakhouse when i was a kid and drive us both home alive

@BarstoolBigCat Maybe if we could catch the damn ball.

This feels bad

Jesus Christ have a day JT

Didn’t need ya then, don’t need ya now

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