Oceanfrog

Do men even brood anymore?

I just nap differently. Yall wouldn’t get it.

I wish Carl Sagan was one of my highscool science teachers. I would have loved to ignore that dork.

Imagine you’re the first person to inform someone that the cat is no longer in the bag

@justaformerfan @hippyygoat Can’t seem to find that quote from him. Any links?

@hippyygoat Sam Harris has always been a hypocrite who used atheism to hide his racism and xenophobia against Muslims and Arabs. And people fell for this charlatan’s lies until the mask came all the way off. He doesn’t believe in a “God” but believes said “God” gave Israel the divine right

Sam Harris is an atheist who believes that Palestinian land was promised by God to the Israelis. INTERESTING THAT MORE AND MORE MAINSTREAM FIGURES ARE TELLING THE TRUTH‼️

That last four feet of a roll of plastic wrap 😫

U.S. officials now confirmed what I wrote yesterday -- this whole thing was a Russian active measure, leaked to the press to sow panic and confusion and be conflated with U.S. policy in an administration where incompetence and dysfunction are evidently features, not bugs. macspaunday.substack.com/p/he-got-this-…

If I was a referee, I would have the hardest hand signals. Like, my facemask penalty gesture is cold af. I’ve got the hand grasp and elbow drop synced up right. I spend most of my free time practicing them in the mirror.

Between immigration enforcement and hunting Kirk slanderers, who in the FBI is working on kiddy diddling? I worry too much. I’m sure Kash, Bongina, and Trump are handling it personally.

Ezra Klein on Charlie Kirk: You can dislike much of what Kirk believed and the following statement is still true: Kirk was practicing politics in exactly the right way. He was showing up to campuses and talking with anyone who would talk to him. He was one of the era’s most effective practitioners of persuasion. When the left thought its hold on the hearts and minds of college students was nearly absolute, Kirk showed up again and again to break it.... That was not all Kirk’s doing, but he was central in laying the groundwork for it. I did not know Kirk and I am not the right person to eulogize him. But I envied what he built. A taste for disagreement is a virtue in a democracy. Liberalism could use more of his moxie and fearlessness. In the inaugural episode of his podcast, Gov. Gavin Newsom of California hosted Kirk, admitting that his son was a huge fan. What a testament to Kirk’s project. Well said.

What if we kissed in the Heathrow Airport terminal 5 multi-faith room?

It may not be as plentiful, but American public transport is better than Europe’s. It’s just cool to bash America.

JUST CAUGHT @kemicgee SINGING STOVE GOD TO HERSELF 😭🥰🤩

It’s 2025 and Kerry is still referring to Mason Ramsey as “Walmart Yodel Kid” Put some respect on my boy’s name

Bout my paper like Kimberly-Clark

First thing I do when I hit a small city is locate the Christian Science Reading Room

I’ve been getting a suspicious amount of sponsored ads on Instagram for law firms offering compensation for testicular cancer. Like, can you just tell me if I have ball cancer or not?

Stopped by TSA for being too handsome

Everyone torching their nigiri nowadays 🙄

Bumpin’ PowerBallin’ until the leaves change. It’s Chingy season in ALX

That devolved into a classic Anthony Smith fight sooo quickly 😂 Shut down the moment he saw blood #UFCKansasCity

Big Anthony Smith hater. Glad to only have to see him get whooped one last time.