Collin Jones

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Korn is BY FAR the best band named after a starchy vegetable and/or cereal grain

Tom Brady is definitely getting his seventh ring tonight. Ariana Grande predicted this and told us and we just doubted her

We are all brainwashed by the government that love exists and you have to tell your partner everything so that they can assign a spy to you and watch your entire life

@clarissebees Get out of my city you absolute madman

Gallagher is a Republican member of Congress, from Wisconsin.

The AirPods Max trending section has two types of people: * users with Memojis as their avi talking about what a great product it is, and unironically saying “it’s just $550” * everybody else, talking about how ridiculous it is that a pair of headphones costs $550

When you’re 74 but mom still makes you sit at the kids table at Thanksgiving

“Apartments are Living as a Service (LaaS)”

reminder: if youre a Judge or any elected official theres still time to throw peoples votes in the trash for no reason

It’s only 10:00 and I can’t stop thinking about how the word “bird” doesn’t look right

ur not welcome

Rarely do products ship with an out-of-the-box application as robust and feature-rich as MS Paint

Thinking about looking for a bunch of ottomans and setting them all in my living room to create the Ottoman Empire

I’ve heard some of my colleagues argue we should withhold aid from states and localities because they don’t want to bail out blue states – which is flat out wrong, both factually and morally.

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:

@nataIee Roller coaster tycoon

y’all I have my PC.... gonna stream someday soon... what should I play...

@nataIee Even after statistical methods? How could you?

Really just had to google what a histogram was😔