Collin Doane

I heard they call him 2 times Hines ??

Is there a name for the feeling when you all you want out of life is to hunker down and eat pizza and watch movies but you also want to break new ground in your profession but you also want to quit society to live in the woods but you also want to go explore the world forever

@CBeunwell Like a dried up louggie

I wish I could evaporate and just never have existed

@CBeunwell He’s not a sneaky link.

My sneaky link punched my brother in the face last Saturday. Now a week later (Christmas day) my brother has threatened to kill me twice and is now pretending I’m not in the room :) merry Chrysler

@CBeunwell Justice for Leesh

Now the fam is praising the little sister bc she got 6 interviews for PhD programs. Nerd stfu I’m gonna take a 10 blade to my wrist here soon

If and when I return to the traditional practice of law, all my correspondence will be written in this tone and style.

miss u everyday @JohnPrineMusic

i have never before cried at the sight of my full name. i love you mr + mrs o. this is my grammy.

The Padres Rickrolled the Red Sox fans 😆 (via @Padres) x.com/Padres/status/…

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@duh_blasian We’re all very proud of you, Michael.

I’m slowing eating more vegetables and I’m proud of the man I’m becoming.

You’re on.

@duh_blasian Yeah...it is cool.

@CollinDoane Cool

Im not meant for this early morning life you people live.

@duh_blasian Yeah

@CollinDoane Ok

@iamgilly We did do better than this. Ours was like 60 yards at least.

@__rolando I’m not taking lessons from a 12-year-old named Jared who has his own YouTube channel. I want professional instruction.

The internet is a hell of a thing

Are there classes for folding fitted sheets? I need that.

Nearly 5k people are watching live on Instagram freshman rep @Ocasio2018 cook in her kitchen while answering questions. 2018 is weird