Collin

@mckwilson129 Plz remember the "not attractive enough to be invited to lake Powell so we settle for Bear Lake" Mormons

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

@poetickate She makes some incredible stuff! The arts festival is one of my favorites!

bought this beautiful piece from izabella rain at the helper arts fest yesterday

man, this 4th of July God could do the funniest callback ever

It has been a rough month lol.

Today two cute dogs ambushed me on my mountain bike ride and I def broke my big toein the ensuing crash, but I'm not even mad cuz they gave me kisses after.

I bring this sort of delicious blood that horse flies really like

@lilyvigil__ Major slay

I'm turning so old tomorrow 💀

We are so back

@punishednoldini Obviously I'm picking up a discarded blaster

You’re at the club and this guy smacks your girl’s ass. Wyd?

My church era lol

I'm da lil green blob

@punishednoldini How bout we bury the hatchet over a couple of Corellian ales in clean glasses? Or ruby bleels if you prefer

@CollinGrant5 Trulies?

When you trust a bartender with bad grammar

@punishednoldini Obviously you're not Nar Shaddaa trash or else you'd know that bartender is tight with my boi Reelo Baruk. Smh

@CollinGrant5 The establishment’s fine, it’s just the bartender with bad grammar I have beef with. You know I’m Nar Shaddaa trash through and through

My grandma put the ricks college bouquet in my grandpa's chair. Excuse me while I cry. That's so cute

In my opinion there is only one perfect episode of a TV show in existence, and that is the cops episode from My Name is Earl. It is flawless

@DarthCydiouss Connect the Roku

Going through jewelry and found this birthday gift from my mom… specifically asked for a black CTR ring. I think I’ll clean and keep it, and think of a new acronym. Any ideas?

@the_tomsters The claw brought all evil to this world. It reigns supreme