That Zulu Guy

Wrong Person : I know there’s a spark between us and I jus... Me:

@Rea_Kay Especially when the noise is unnecessary 😭

Excessive noise and sugar. Honourable mention to drama.

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older??

Dress how you want to be addressed

Sometimes I play sad music just to see how much more sad I can get 😂🤗🫂

Dear son,

Tomorrow will be the second of April and she’ll still be pregnant 😬😬😬

You might be touching your savings to help people that don’t want to touch their own savings.

Ngikhathele Hey 🙂

the peace i have now was worth everything i left

My favourite out of context Kanye moments. 🧵A Thread:

😭😭 what does this even mean, Collin???

@Chomey_za I went on a call and burnt the whole thing

I just cooked and honestly it smells like the chicken was slaughtered for nothing

Neverrrrrrrr.

@Ndi_Muvenda_ Collect them like Pokémon

Congratulation king Monada another wife ❤️

My toxic trait is that I don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. Just a mild sense of relief that it’s done.

@eliotchauke1 🙂

@Collinzzulu What are you saying wena animal