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If you know your enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles. esse quam videri.

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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@MarioNawfal have you considered that the strait of hormuz is more important to the rest of the world than it is to the us?
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇮🇷🇺🇸 When the world’s most important oil artery starts to close, you have two choices: de-escalate… or double down. Right now, Trump is very clearly choosing door number two by sending 2,200 Marines halfway across the world aboard an amphibious assault group. The 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit is what the military likes to call a crisis-response force, which sounds tidy and controlled until you remember what crises actually look like. They spiral, they expand, and they rarely stay contained to the neat objectives drawn up in briefing rooms. And make no mistake, the Strait of Hormuz is not a neat problem. It’s a narrow, volatile corridor where oil tankers crawl through waters barely wider than a city commute, all while drones buzz overhead, missiles wait on hidden launchers, and fast attack boats linger. A Marine Expeditionary Unit isn’t there to observe. It’s built to seize ground, hold it, and call in overwhelming firepower while doing it. That matters, because once you introduce a force designed for amphibious assault into a place like this, you’re no longer just protecting shipping lanes. You’re preparing for scenarios that go well beyond escort duty. Take Kharg Island, Iran’s oil lifeline. It’s small, exposed, and absurdly important, the kind of place military planners circle on maps because whoever controls it controls 90% of Iran's oil exports. Putting Marines anywhere near it isn’t subtle. It’s strategic brinkmanship with a very real chance of becoming something hotter. The Marine Corps has spent years redesigning itself for exactly this kind of environment. Small, dispersed teams slipping into contested coastal zones, feeding targeting data back to ships and aircraft, turning geography into a weapon. It’s clever, modern, and, on paper, efficient. In practice, it also lowers the threshold for escalation. Because those small teams don’t operate in isolation. They’re the front edge of a much larger machine, one that includes fighter jets, missile platforms, and naval strike groups, all waiting for coordinates to turn into explosions. Once that machine starts moving in earnest, the line between “keeping the strait open” and “expanding the conflict” gets very blurry, very quickly. And Iran, for its part, has spent years perfecting the art of making itself hard to hit and easy to underestimate. Mobile launchers, decentralized attacks, persistent drone strikes, this is not an opponent that folds neatly when confronted with superior firepower. If anything, it thrives in the kind of messy, drawn-out confrontation that this deployment risks becoming. Which raises the question nobody in a uniformed press briefing is eager to answer: What’s the actual endgame here? Because “reopening the Strait of Hormuz” sounds like a clear objective until you start unpacking what it requires. Neutralizing launch sites. Securing ports. Deterring naval harassment. Possibly inserting forces onto land to make all of that stick. Each step makes a certain kind of tactical sense. Together, they start to look a lot like the early chapters of a much larger war.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🇮🇷 Qatar’s Al Araby TV office in Tehran has been heavily damaged in what appears to be a drone strike. Striking a major Qatari-funded media outlet inside the Iranian capital is a pretty bold escalation. Source: @RapidReport2025

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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@DKAstrology @visegrad24 no, censorship isn’t allowed. learn how to think for yourself, you’re not doing yourself any favors.
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Visegrád 24
Visegrád 24@visegrad24·
BREAKING: The U.S. has decided to stop issuing and renewing visas for people who work in fact-checking, content moderation, trust and safety, or related activities like “combating misinformation or disinformation.” The U.S. now views it as "censorship" of Americans.
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Vivid.🇮🇱
Vivid.🇮🇱@VividProwess·
Ben Shapiro would outclass Tucker Carlson in a debate. It wouldn’t even be close.
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Seeking Nine Fruits
Seeking Nine Fruits@seekninefruit·
@infolibnews How can you trust any framing she offers? We already saw her buy the lies that Candace never implicated Erika in Charlie's murder. She's irrelevant now.
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Chris Menahan 🇺🇸
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸@infolibnews·
Megyn Kelly has released behind-the-scenes footage of Charlie Kirk telling Tucker Carlson to "Go max!" ahead of the TPUSA event where he questioned if Mossad was behind Jeffrey Epstein. "It backs up what Tucker said [Charlie told him]," she notes. She condemns attempts to "silence Tucker" and "delegitimize" him, saying, "If anything, Tucker is a remaining voice for Charlie, whose views were changing himself!"
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Tabitha
Tabitha@Tabitha_TN777·
She was working as a teacher contributing to society, had permission to stay via pending asylum or approved asylum, and issued an EAD after 180 days. Straight from DHS website - You may only file this application (Asylum) if you are physically present in the United States, and you are not a U.S. citizen. Key points to understand from DHS website. •Permission to stay: You have permission to remain in the United States, and you do not accrue "unlawful presence" while your case is pending. •Deportation protection: You are generally protected from removal while your asylum application is being processed by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) or an immigration court. •Not lawful status: A pending asylum case does not grant you lawful permanent residency or citizenship. •Work authorization: You can only work legally after you receive a work permit, which you must apply for separately if you meet the requirements. •Travel: Traveling outside the U.S. while your case is pending can be risky. You must apply for and receive advance parole before leaving the country to be allowed to re-enter.  They may be approved for a Green Card 1 year after being granted asylum by filing a new form and paying the fees.
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Bill Melugin
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_·
False. She is not a U.S. citizen and she does not have “citizenship” documents. She is a Colombian noncitizen who crossed the AZ border illegally in 2023 and was released into the U.S. by the Biden admin. She has an EAD (work permit) which migrants can apply for 150 days after an asylum claim is made. An EAD does not grant the recipient legal status, it is simply temporary authorization to work in the U.S. while the underlying asylum case plays out. An EAD is not a path to citizenship or permanent residency, and it does not shield the recipient from deportation.
Heartland Signal@HeartlandSignal

After ICE agents raided a Chicago day care Wednesday morning and arrested a teacher that has citizenship documents, Alderperson Andre Vasquez says the city doesn't have time to wait for elections to fix the Trump administration's chaos and calls for Chicagoans to act now. "We're all crossing our fingers and hoping for elections to change things, but we don't have that time right now ... If you're anybody here in the city of Chicago and you don't have a whistle around your neck and you're not out here doing school patrol, please find time to do so. We need everyone here."

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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@BillMelugin_ didn’t she also stab someone with a pair of scissors a few months ago?
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Ian Miles Cheong
Ian Miles Cheong@ianmiles·
A man at an AMC theater in Arizona’s Valley of the Sun unzipped in the middle of a movie and pissed on a child sitting nearby. The crowd dragged him out of his seat and beat him until he couldn’t stand. And that is how you fix this culture. Immediate consequences.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Man immigrated from Mexico the legal way For 3 years he’s been going through the hard and expensive process to become a US Citizen Wife and daughter update her husband on his immigration approval “A moment we’ve waited for 3 years” He breaks down crying. THIS is the right way
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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@MatthewMarkJr @MyTimeToShineH Weren’t paying attention to the movie huh? He literally explained that she likes to go to systems where she can get drunk…
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MyTimeToShineHello@MyTimeToShineH·
First official look at Supergirl Thoughts?
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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@SilentlySirs These are the kinds of videos where it’s super important that you allow downloads
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SilencedSirs◼️@SilentlySirs·
Trending.. On the way back from Kyiv, journalists unexpectedly entered the leaders’ cabin. German advisor Merz hid a spoon used for cocaine, while French President Macron concealed a bag of it.
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Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond
Next time you or a loved one is denied coverage for a mammogram, be sure to thank @GovStitt. He vetoed a bipartisan bill that would force insurance companies to cover this life-saving procedure. The health insurance companies are celebrating—are you?
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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@HankSalmonsJr @atensnut See where you went wrong is he believed the lying liars who told you that American citizens are getting deported. that isn’t happening and now you look like an idiot because you believed it was.
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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@BlackVested @libsoftiktok Your statement only matters in a statistical sense, which is how you’re distancing yourself from the tragedy - this isn’t a statistic, it’s an actual event, where two people died, and this event would not have happened if those two people weren’t in the US illegally. That matters
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Vested Ones@BlackVested·
@libsoftiktok Has nothing to do with citizen status..this was a tragic accident and we should be praying for the families involved.
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
DEVASTATING crash in Thomasville, Alabama, after a large semi truck, occupied by two non-citizens in the US on work visas, PLOWED through multiple cars at a stoplight. Two people were killed and four others were hospitalized.
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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@BGatesIsaPyscho He didn’t invent it, it’s a widely used process industrially, he figured out how to make it work on a smaller engine.
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Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho·
Wow - This dude from Chicago has apparently invented a way of converting plastic waste into usable fuel.
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KanekoaTheGreat
KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat·
REP DEAN: "When can I expect the FBI at my door?" KASH PATEL: "You know who was targeted by a weaponized FBI? Me. You should read the book." DEAN: "Should we worry more about your memory or your veracity?" PATEL: "Your lack of candor. Your accusing me of perjury. Tell the people how I broke the law… Have the audacity to actually put the facts forward instead of lying for political banter. So you can have a 20-second donation hit."
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ColonelKek
ColonelKek@ColonelKek45·
@PicturesFoIder He has a fake thumb in his left hand, pours sugar into it, stuffs his right thumb into it to show an empty left hand, then pours the sugar from the space inside the fake thumb
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non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder·
I’ve watched this 57 times and still can’t figure it out 😵‍💫
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Jack Posobiec
Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec·
Guys stick with me here King of Kings is now at $50 Million in the US Disney's Snow White only did $87M in the US We have the opportunity to do the funniest thing... Angel.com/Guild
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Margot Cleveland
Margot Cleveland@ProfMJCleveland·
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING. I. Can't. Even. 1/
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Jack Danger
Jack Danger@JackDangerLIVE·
THE TUNNELS The conspiracy is MASSIVE. CEO of State Farm & other Insurance companies, Los Angeles Fire Chief, LA Mayor Karen Bass, even CA Governor Gavin Newsom. Want to know how it all connects? ⬇️ This conspiracy is related to the other land grabs of Maui & Asheville, however this is no typical land grab. Well placed sources have said that the 🔥 are actually being used to destroy the child trafficking tunnels under the Pacific Palisades, all the way to the Playboy Mansion, before Trump gets into office. Don’t believe there are underground tunnels where children are trafficked? Sound unrealistic? Fake? Research Ally Carter. Notice how the worst people in the world just got the Medal of Freedom? It all connects to this. They were all part of the last 4 years of death, destruction and yes, the big money maker (as well as use for Satanic rituals), child trafficking. The Medals were given to these people as a way to help legitimize them before Trump gets into office. That way if they’re prosecuted, they’re gonna play up the Medal winner angle. Even the players you didn’t know about, like Denzel, were named. Again, ask Ally Carter. The plan to destroy the tunnels all started months ago when Gov. Newsom purposely caused a water shortage by diverting water resources into the ocean & “mismanaging” the forestry service to keep the brush in as a way to exacerbate the 🔥 . At the same time, LA Mayor Karen Bass cut the LA Fire Dept. budget by $17.6 million. After the water shortage was created & fire budget slashed, no water was coming out of the fire hydrants & firefighters were laid off. That means no water & no firefighters, as many were laid off before that due to not getting the Covid vaccine. Once those things were in place, they had the LA Fire Chief prioritize DEI, making sure if any firefighters were hired, they weren’t equipped to handle the job. Right before the fires started, insurance companies such as State Farm cancelled the policies of homeowners all over LA. This is to make sure that the tunnels are destroyed & nothing is found in insurance investigations as well as allowing others to come in & “buyout” the land since people can’t rebuild. They will force them to sell to their friends, protect the secret. The conspiracy goes deep & it DOES NOT take thousands. It only takes a few in well placed positions. Anyone that wants to dig, I recommend this rabbit hole. Just know that once you learn some of the sinister things lurking below your feet, you can’t unlearn it. Proceed with caution.
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