Jeremiah “Slink Dick” Articule

Been doxed too many times. Got a 26’ under my name it’s #rough out here. New beginnings.

@tigersharkLSU @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb You’re deadass retarded for that second portion for not realizing what I’m talking about

@ColonelRebThong @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb Since the topic is elite college football, you should take your own advice. P.S. Can you provide examples of “literally every other school in the country” suing players that transferred? That’s what Or Miss is doing. You’re evading the issue, which isn’t surprising.

NEW: Ole Miss AD Keith Carter says suing Princewill Umanmielen and Devin Harper over unpaid buyouts after their LSU transfers is "an option": "Those two we're going to continue to figure out how to collect. We feel like based on the contract we deserve to collect." (via @Sam_Hutchens_) on3.com/news/keith-car…

@tigersharkLSU @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb Literally every school in the country does. Martin it’s okay to not talk about shit you don’t know anything about

@ColonelRebThong @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb Ole Miss advanced them rev-share money on next season? Good grief, what a doofus move….

@hewy1414 @tigersharkLSU @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb No. That was tampering, not avoiding a buyout. Every single school is currently tampering, dabo is no different

@ColonelRebThong @tigersharkLSU @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb Ole miss did the same thing with a Clemson player. Debo Sweeney was pissed

@tigersharkLSU @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb That money was paid out for this upcoming season idiot. You truly have no idea what you’re talking about

@ColonelRebThong @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb 1. Ole Miss has topped the pettiness charts since Thanksgiving. Going after players for last-season money is totally on-brand. 2. Neither LSU nor its fans need advice from Ole Miss fans on having an elite football program. You might as well offer us cooking suggestions.

@tigersharkLSU @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb Martin you might be on the spectrum. 1M is a lot. To anybody, 1M can get a top non skill position player in the portal or a top HS recruit. LSU can literally pay it for those guys, like Ole Miss did for theirs. It’s not petty to uphold people to million dollar contracts

@ColonelRebThong @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb I didn’t say Ole Miss had no case. But it’s a very dumb, very B-list move to sue the guys. It looks petty (because it is), and you’re going to get at least $1M in bad press with recruits. I guess a million bucks is a lot of money in Oxford….

@SamSilverhog @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @ReeceCreative_ Completely forget y’all exist outside of 1 week out of the year. Or every CWS when that clip comes back up

@SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @ReeceCreative_ Lmao ole miss should be 16… there’s high school stadiums bigger and louder

Toughest Places To Play In The SEC Entering The 2026 Season via @CPhilly19 Thoughts?

@walkonmoose @BrooksAustinBA He wouldn’t have been a high draft pick. If he would have gone #1 or #2 he woulda gone to the draft. Very clear that wasn’t going to happen

@BrooksAustinBA I also wonder, why in the world did he come back to school? He would have been the number 1 or number 2 guy in the draft - in my opinion

Every time I watch Trinidad Chambliss tape I wonder… How is he not unanimously the best QB returning in 2026?

@tigersharkLSU @Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb So if a company signs you on for 1M salary. And they pay it up front but your contract says you work for them for a year. Then you leave after a week, you just keep the 1M? Like cmon

@Rebelman98 @On3 @Clowfb This is why nobody takes y’all seriously: “Come to Ole Miss, and if you decide you’d be happier somewhere else, we’ll sue you!” That’s a solid recruiting message.

@SecRecap @On3 Lane Kiffin isn’t there to stalk his ex for a week and lose that extra game though

@On3 8-4. Losses to Texas, Georgia, Oklahoma, and then 1 more that they shouldn't lose

Ole Miss will win ___ games in 2026?🦈

@LennieSmallBBN 1st time didn’t wait long enough from photo -> post. 2nd time had my shoes in the post that are pretty recognizable shoes to buddies 3rd time, had my ig in the corner of a screenshot. Third one was a rookie mistake by a veteran

@ColonelRebThong How did you dox yourself 3 times? Genuinely curious

I’ve heard about this new female intern for weeks. He’s in shambles l but i feel like it would still feel the same if you turn off the lights

@LennieSmallBBN When you eventually dox yourself you’ll understand how nice it is to tweet to the abyss

@ColonelRebThong Mfs with one follower tweeting to a brick wall and you’ve somehow stayed entertained for 5 months. Could be time to deactivate

@chris_p_bacon91 She needs new tits

Why is this thing still trying to be relevant. If I was her dad I would slime out the whole family with a shotgun then blow my shit smooth off creepypasta style

@tscal3 Periodt.

This draft class is going to be nuts. Hoopers.

@kbagballhazer67 @richardciderbox You’re a fag

@richardciderbox Did you happen to go to Brentwood academy

Did everyone have a local scandal in high school involving a girl fucking her dog or was that just me?

@Likelywood69 Fire pickaxe tho

FaceTimed my brother from the AC/DC concert and this was his response. #cooked #fuck

@BLACKsafy @tscal3 @SleeperCowboys @AdamSchefter Your dumb as rocks

@tscal3 @SleeperCowboys @AdamSchefter No shit retard you meant he was better than cd last year so he was wr1…. I’m telling you literally what the roster is.

Free-agent WR Stefon Diggs said there is no WR2 in the NFL that is better than him. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@RacistNord @LongJohn1962 Found the boyfriend #yourgirlsuglyasfuck

Im so scared rn

@LongJohn1962 @RacistNord Ngl she definitely suck the soul outta dih

@KingCampTV @StatenIsland2K @GenFULLYjammed Suck daddies dick more

@ColonelRebThong @StatenIsland2K @GenFULLYjammed You got 0 followers gang.

You can run to the timeline, bash SIBA, & every dogshit brand, washed up 2KL player, never-was "retired" comp player will come outta the woodwork after not tweeting for weeks, months, YEARS. I know alot of these league owners would love to chime in too, but they know they wish they had a fraction of the activity, respect, players, & teams we got. They also wish they actually MADE money instead of losing money year after year, 2K after 2K. We're about to hit the 24k member mark before the summer ends. Men lie, women lie, NUMBERS DONT. I can post our discord server insights but why embarass these other leagues any more than we already have? Just let em keep scrappin for 2nd place