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If you’re spending the first weekend of spring at a No Kings rally, let me be the first to tell you if no one else has: you are a fucking loser.

We woulda won the Super Bowl if Bo nix didn’t get hurt like damn 😭😭😭

What a roller coaster of emotions all for a season ending injury tell me it isn’t true 😭😭😭😭

The amount of times I get asked if Palmer and Rhett are twins… no they’re 17 months apart 🫠

- Gonna go 0-3 in fantasy - lost nearly every bet I placed - two meals via uber eats today Football season is so fucking back

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Now that I have both genders of kids, I can confidently say I get more excited putting out the girls outfits for school than Rhett’s 😆

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I’m so glad I have kids so I can get tacos AND chicken tenders with my margarita when we go out 😋🌮

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Little me woulda posted the shit out of this 💫

Rhett just turned forward facing in his car seat and now is moving to out of his crib today… officially no more babies in my house 🥲🤍

Preston still sends me songs to listen to when they remind him of me or us and it’s seriously a love language 🥰

@RandiWhite You sound so stupid lol She’s not black??? and even if she was voting for someone based on the color of their skin ????? smh

All you had to do was vote for the Black Woman and her midwestern dad running mate. That’s it.

It blows my mind when I hear from a parent who says they had no choice but to put their 7 year old boy on psychotropic drugs to treat “ADHD.” “We tried everything,” they always say. Really? You tried everything? He’s seven. Did you try giving him a chance to grow and mature and come into his own without mind altering drugs? It’s literally impossible that you “tried everything” when he’s still in elementary school. The one thing you didn’t try was giving him time. And that is almost always the solution to any parenting challenge. Keep working with your child, and give him time.

May the force be with you today, Josh Allen

@Ravens @Mandrews_81 Did not age well

A little snow doesn’t bother @Mandrews_81. 🥶

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True or False: You’ve seen your favorite NFL team win a Super Bowl in your lifetime.

2024 was the roughest year for me and my family but we made through; learned a lot and are committed to 2025 being the best one yet 🤍🙏🏼