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@Viewbysamson @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC I'm surprised too

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Why are they waiting till tomorrow before releasing the list when journalist already leaked everything?

🚨 Ollie Watkins returns to England squad for 2026 World Cup squad. 30yo Aston Villa striker up to 19 goals + 5 assists in helping #AVFC lift Europa League & qualify for Champions League. Strengthens #ENG forward options at #2026FIFAWorldCup @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72978…

@salem4tweeter Omo for a moment I tot I couldn't read to understand again🥲

Had a neighbour. She was unmarried at 39. One Wednesday, her friend came over from Jos. The friend came to attend a wedding. Wedding of her ex. He invited her to a hotel. She went, they had sex. She said he was d one but couldnt marry him bcos he wasnt ready when she was. So she was married n came to cheat. Wedding day, she n her friend attended the wedding, when she saw the bride to be, she started crying. What happended? She said she didnt know the guy had such a beauty. That he would never leave his wife for her. She got back, cried more. Booked her ride. Went back to Jos. The story has no morals. Lol

@AjeboDanny Lol...it wasn't prophecy naw... It's was a banter from a normal football fan...

When say I lock up all Pastors, una call am blasphemy

@GeorgeNimi3 @FabrizioRomano Take your Ai write up outta here

@FabrizioRomano Steve Holland extending till 2028? 😂 United just dey renew the same old guard wey never deliver anything. Carrick and Holland still there while the club dey rot. This is not rebuilding, na stagnation with better salary. Time to clear the whole backroom, this one no go work.

🚨 Not only Carrick: Steve Holland has also signed new contract at Manchester United. Seen as crucial figure into Carrick’s backroom staff, Holland stays and puts pen to paper until June 2028 plus option until 2029.

@lollypeezle That Nigga on white is a Menace 😂😂

The guy wearing white is the reason the office exists 😂😂

@Ambidex453 @UTDKara Which impact????

Did you notice the impact Josh had on the game, just when he was sub on, those counters he created. To be fair I like his game play compare to Sesko. With more game time Josh is a better team player. Yes I agree on Mazroui not being a better competitive player as Dalot is far better.

You all can now see why Bruno Fernandes and Manchester United keep struggling to win games Honestly, United should start negotiating exits for Joshua Zirkzee, Amad Diallo and Dalot and many others before next season We cannot continue with this if we truly want to compete in the UEFA Champions League next season How do you even explain that Bruno didn’t leave the game against Nottingham Forest F.C. with 4 or 5 assists? 😭

@Ambidex453 @blackash01 @UTDKara He's 100% spot on... What fucking impact... Nigga is nothingham forest standard... You wanna win a trophy with ZZ as your second striker?... Standard in thr mud!

@blackash01 @Colour_bender @UTDKara So you think.

@Ambidex453 @UTDKara Joshua needs to find his way out... He can't flourish in EPL with that lazy style of play.... Amad they can spare at least for one season ... Dalot needs a competition and Mazroui is not living up to expectations.. I think they should ship out Maz and get another RB to join dalot

@UTDKara Just too early to start give up on those you have listed here. And by the way Amad did so well in today's game and same goes for Joshua and Dalot

@onchainoverlord @GodstimeAtas You're really on Chains bruh.... Anyway you win.

@Colour_bender @GodstimeAtas You came into existence through an IVF ????

I don't mean to sound insensitive, why not thank the Doctors that made the IVF successful instead of thanking Jesus who couldn't help you for over 30 years.

@onchainoverlord @GodstimeAtas You seem not to read and understand....

@Colour_bender @GodstimeAtas A atheist asking me how exactly did he come into existence

@onchainoverlord @GodstimeAtas How else did it come?

@GodstimeAtas Did you see an IVF being mentioned in the post you just QT, don't be dumb dude

@AjeboDanny My hand no dey oo Danny😂

I mean Mary the mother of Jesus was a cheater too, she even committed paternity fraud, so why won’t every Christian Woman cheat?

@ChibuzoJayjay @drpenking Just dey run,😂😂

@drpenking Person wey get dog no even calm am down, she just say run😂

People Dey take risk o 😂

@BobMfonmma Then Bruno has a chance

@Colour_bender Fans is 10% of the voting criteria. 20 Club captains. Bruno is a captain🌝 Panelists. Some of them voted for Bruno in the FWL too😂😂

Premier League wicked sha. They included 3 Arsenal players, 2 Man City players and Bruno Fernandes alone from Man United. Arsenal fans will be torn between voting for Rice, Beans and Gabriel. One fan base, vote shared. Man City fans will be torn between voting for Haaland and Semenyo. One fan base, voted shared. The other nominees don’t stand a chance. Then there is Bruno Fernandes, the sole representative of Manchester United. You know what happens when Man United fans vote en mass. The Premier League played you guys dirty, Bruno is winning it all 😂😂😂

@TEEPHTREND 😂👍

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result. Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child. After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

@officialEFCC Wah kinda of Rubbish write up is this!?....

Why EFCC Operatives Visited UUTH The Tuesday, May 12, 2026, visit of operatives of the Uyo Zonal Directorate of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, to the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital, UUTH, in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State was informed by the need to authenticate a medical report presented by a suspect under remand by Justice M.A Onyetunu of the Federal High Court, Uyo, for allegedly defrauding multiple micro finance banks, including University of Uyo Micro Finance Bank. The suspect had presented a medical report which required authentication by the UUTH management. The Commission wrote two different letters, dated March 11, 2026 and April 20, 2026, to the hospital management to this effect without receiving any response. The Investigating Officer handling the matter took the further step of visiting the hospital to enquire about the status of the request. Still, no response. As a last resort, operatives of the Commission visited the Chief Medical Director of the hospital on Tuesday to make further enquiries, only to be locked in with a false alarm and subjected to unprovoked attack by misguided staff of the facility who pelted them with stones and other dangerous objects. While within the hospital, the CMD reportedly directed that gates of the facility be shut, making it impossible for any lawful enquiry to be made. Police authorities in Akwa Ibom State advised the CMD to open the hospital gates to enable the operatives exit the premises peacefully but the entreaties were turned down. In spite of the hostility and provocation, there was no breakdown of law and order as the operatives exercised restraint and professionally made their ways out of the hospital premises without disrupting its activities. Enquiries bordering on operational engagements of the Commission are lawful. It is therefore necessary to remind the public and corporate bodies that they are obligated to cooperate with the agency in such circumstances. Contrary action could be deemed as obstruction, which is criminal with attendant legal consequences.

@yabaleftonline I just dae hear "prick by prick "

How Nana Akua Addo’s cathedral dress for AMVCA was made.

@DrDanny2030 That last line must be an Agendaaa😂😂

Before you say UGO is doing too much. Not that he married an Imo girl, probably Mbaise girl. He did an extravagant wedding for her. Brought her to the UK, bought a car for her. Only for her to chèat on him with a UK man on his matrimonial bed. He did DNA on the child, and it wasn't his own. The child was shining too white. That's the only reason for the dìvorce.

This is Dr Agbai Johnson Ukwa. He is the HOD of Anatomy Department, Abia State University. I heard he extorts his students before grading them or they must fail or get a missing script. The government should thouroughly investigate him. Lets restore sanity in our universities!