I just want to take a moment to thank the Good Lord for blessing me with steady hands, sharp eyes, and the ability to drop a turkey like it owes me money.
Feeling grateful, blessed, and just a little bit dangerous this season.
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Colton Bartholet
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Colton Bartholet
@ColtonBartholet
I’m just a really good looking dude with a hot wife, cute daughters, and a cool dog. Retired rocker.
Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Miley Cyrus’s “The Climb” came on this morning on the drive and damn, I knew it was gonna be a good day.
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Sometimes I shuffle my feet real fast in the house to keep my dog on his toes.
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You know, the Texans defense really didn’t have to go out there and bully the Chiefs like that. They did it because it’s the giving season, and they did it for America.
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@HarryLockPicks Harry, big dog, hit me with a winner.
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🧹 Only one thing to do after a clean sweep...
RUN IT BACK.
You ready for an NBA Parlay that covers BOTH games tonight? ❤️
Harry Lock Picks@HarryLockPicks
💥 BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM 💥 SATURDAY CLEAN SWEEP, OH YES. 🧹 ✅ +545 UFC Parlay ✅ BOS @ NYK Parlay ✅ NBA POTD SMASH ❤️ IF YOU MADE BIG MONEY. Are we back? I think we're back.
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Hey @GaryLevox, it’s me again, your bud. I was thinking about the last time we talked and cursing you for having the voice of an angel. Well, it still stands. The new song rips.
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I saw a post that said “Whenever you are feeling down, imagine all the nice things Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a lizard sitting on a log and he found you there”.
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7 years ago, Cortni and I got married. Since then we have grown in our careers, moved a few times, and brought two beautiful daughters into the world. Watching her grow as a mother and the dedication she has to our family is non-comparable.
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The fight finally stopped buffering long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass.
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Do I know anyone going to the Misery Signals show in Denver this weekend? I’ll be there!
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Thinking about @SilentGarrett today. Hope he is comfy.
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I hate complaining but I also hate getting screwed and @Uber charged me for a trip we never took and is basically refusing to assist. It’s wild out here.
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@SalSports I really like my Jones bag!
jonessportsco.com/collections/go…
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For my birthday last week, my wife and son said they will buy me a new golf bag. I want/need one, but not sure exactly what to get. I'm not too picky, so just looking for some good, but not overly-expensive suggestions.
Callaway Mavriks will go in the bag. Mainly in a cart.
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