Colton Gotwals

@blake_ashley_jr But is it procrastinating if it’s the best possible use of your time?

“It’s an awfully serious subject so let’s be serious.” - Chris Wallace

@charisfranklin1 @ColinvPhillips @nadjadesa 😭😭😭

@micahdlong @ColinvPhillips Colin is too busy meal prepping to have time for existential dread.

@ColinvPhillips @ColinvPhillips looking to exit his existential dread through petty Twitter insults.

I ran up to the shuttle train at Orlando Airport as the doors were closing in my face and for a split second I felt like I was back in New York.

I think pineapple should be on pizza and I’m not afraid to say it.

@SteqTK @hchapman2018 I’m not sure...

@SteqTK @hchapman2018 Amateurs

“I can not do that for all of you but you all can do that individually for yourselves.” - @micahdlong #interregnumXVI

@GracieVMcBride @sarah_stett I still have my research paper from my ancient history class with Mr. Crosby. Dated 2014!

@sarah_stett I also really want Mr. Mailand and Mr. Crosby to be friends with Dr. Loconte and Dr. Brand. History teachers ftw.

Listen I’ve said it for years. TKC really needs to do more outreach to TPS. Those lil kiddos are Kingsians to a T

@FredDoberstein @gabriellahopea Fred or the cat?

This is something being considered in one form or another at other universities. This is a difficult time for learning institutions. During this period some flexibility can help things run a bit more smoothly.

King’s People: This is a petition for the school to offer a pass/fail option in light of classes now being taught remotely. This could be done on a per-class basis. This means you can limit its application to classes you are struggling with. Please sign! chng.it/KznbXmdHP6

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Will @micahdlong suspend his twitter hiatus for the SBP debate today?

@TheBestCallahan @TheGMcNally @MenofChurchill @annmarie_hogan @KingJames We’re roommates

@TheGMcNally @MenofChurchill @annmarie_hogan @KingJames Dark mode is for those who turn away from the light

@MenofChurchill @ColtonGotwals @annmarie_hogan @KingJames It's 10:57 and he doesn't even use dark mode.

@TheGMcNally @annmarie_hogan Let’s assume she spends a moderate $100/month on food. If she did that for four years that comes out to $4800. An official @KingJames signed basketball sells for around $600. I’d say it’s still a pretty good deal.

@ColtonGotwals @annmarie_hogan ...If you went to the University of Phoenix Online, with a full-ride scholarship, and lived on the streets of Detroit as a vagabond while doing it.

@elonmusk From the presentation it looks like it doesn’t have a gooseneck hitch. That kinda overshadows any of the towing performance numbers since you can only use a bumper pull.