Colton Thomas

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OK guys this is my last tweet until I'm paid to tweet or I'm famous. It's been real, it's been fun, but honestly not much of either.

Well- I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm heading to Dubai on business in February ✈️✈️✈️So I must be doing something right

getting that travel itch real hard. might have to just up and leave one of these days... where to start

Wondering about my life purpose among other heavy shit the Monday after #EDCOrlando

@KmHumps wish you were coming to EDC Orlando. I could cry... 😭😭😭 you around Sunday? 🙏🙏🙏

Let us remember FL has a governor that refused to walk on stage at a debate because his opponent set up a fan below his podium #FTW

"This country was bought and paid for years ago"- George Carlin. Great election night...

Hey. Vote. That shits important.

“@peacelovekp: @Colton_Thomas45 I miss youuuu 😊”<------ this girl

Legs are so sore. Danced my booty off last night. It was perfect.

RIP to scary halloween. A cordial welcome and high-five to slutty Halloween!

I just really wanna see a super fat guy as a spartan from 300 for Halloween.

8 hrs work, 4 hr drive until I arrive home to a new iPhone 6 😍😍😍then promptly throwing this one on the highway.

Hey St. Pete dwellers! Tell me the funnest things to do this Friday and Saturday. It's halloweekend and I got no plans. Hit a brotha up.

My co-worker is currently whispering at a dull roar while skyping with his wife. #GetAClue

After what feels like decades in the tech world; my cracked-screen, slow-working, shit-eating phone will finally be replaced by an iPhone 6

If you unfriend/unfollow me on all forms of social media: You're a basic bitch. Although I suppose I am too for noticing.

For some reason I just thought of Kappa Karnival. I can't wait.