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Katawa Shoujo re-released on Steam~ changed my life little more than 11 years ago~ you can guess who has been my waifu since…

@Carno_Tor0 @KuroSekaiAnime You need to detox, brother.

@KuroSekaiAnime After watching as much po rn as I have, all po rn becomes pretty mid

My fear is someone finds the source of this video and its mid.

@AlmightyJibs @Slonk01 May as well, it's the way back and he already planned to kill the zealot with the noob combo, after that it's just like... four? stealth elites, which you can headshot with the magnum.

@Slonk01 did you just use a rocket on three grunts

Blows my mind that THIS is what some people are calling “slow”

@robustdefiance @Slonk01 Notice how sprint in DOOM doesn't make you lower your gun and allows you to shoot while sprinting.

@Slonk01 Halo was only ever called slow because games like Doom had your character flying across the map spinning and shooting like an 5 year old at the park

@BCharliet39348 @wittle_moew I... don't think she cares if he consents, bro...

@wittle_moew Well technically human/Pokémon relationships are canon, so I guess? Atleast it's consensual

[COMIC] : THE GARDEVOIR — CHAPTER 1: THE PROMISE 💙 #Pokemon #Gardevoirㅤㅤ

@Stroganoff_King @movieclip315821 All the other toys laughed at them for days too.

@movieclip315821 I bet Andy made Woody and Buzz kiss because he thought it was funny

@MorenoVuelve 3 militares por 100km2, es absolutamente ridículo. Brasil y Paraguay alrededor de 4 militares por 100km2, Perú cerca de 6, Chile 9, México 13, Colombia 23 y Uruguay 13. El único país que superamos de América del Sur en densidad militar es Bolivia.

El que diga que Argentina no necesita Fuerzas Armadas, y en particular Fuerza Aerea (dada su extensión), ese es el traidor

@LibertyJen @usedgov Biden was president during those tweets, do you understand that the president decides the agenda of the Department of Education, right? Trump's DoE is quite different, and is being downsized and planned to be dismantled.

@usedgov This you? Jerks.

Parents know best.

@laplace_birdie Should of used the pre-treasure ones on top, then the treasure ones bot~

moran is now the strongest underworld queen.

@Syrenity64 @usedgov Did you also bitch about Brazilians, a Canadian, a Spaniard, and a French fighters in the lineup for the UFC Freedom 250?

@usedgov And you represent this with an Italian car designed for a British motorsport?

TRIPLE SPEED toward the Freedom 250 Grand Prix! 🏎️

@TerminusPest @UnklExpy @Howlingmutant0 Scarlett is a man... actual women like Flo and Maddelisk, who were both well known, never amounted to much (talking about tournament earnings as a metric).. SlayerS_Eve... Aphrodite? Hell I think ladies found a better place as organizers and casters, like Livibee and ZombieGrub.

@GSJennsen @grok Every single time I see Voss it instantly kills my immersion. Usually accompanied with a very well deserve groan of frustration.

WHY, @grok, WHY? 4 years of accelerating improvements in AI capabilities, many experts saying we've crossed the singularity event horizon, and AI is **STILL** defaulting to naming every female scifi-in-space character Elara Voss?!?

@pbr1738 @de3dsoul Bro, I love Clem, but let's be real. The game came out in EPISODES and SEASONS.

Video Games

@WilhelmNox Nikkes are cyborgs. The people of the Ark calls them robots because it's easier on the population than admitting their use of women and girls as a slave army.

its so funny the canonically had sex MC all had sex with a fucking clankers

@Ra2byou @__sb______ Nikkes are cyborgs. The people of the Ark calls them robots because that's easier on the population than admitting their use of women and girls as a slave army.

@__sb______ What are the chances?

gacha mc sex tierlist

@MiddleearthMixr 1. ODST 2. H2A 3. Reach 4. H2 5. CE 6. H3 7. Wars (Not here, not worthy of mention)

The majority of answers here will say Halo 2, but the correct answer is 3 That’s like when Uncs say Morrowind is the best Elder Scrolls

@TheWesternBlue1 @RealJohnRose Actual retarded comparison. Good night, I hope that brain damage is covered by VA.

@CombatMagic94 @RealJohnRose The military routinely has people hold onto things, ranging from grudges to pride. Want an example? I routinely here army guys brack to Marines that the army conducted the largest water invasion in history, and therefore it makes them better lmao

The intro to Halo 3: Crow’s Nest highlights to me how Chief was treated under Bungie. Very battered marines, heroes in their own right, see Chief show up. Their dialogue: “NO WAY! A Spartan?” Blind guy: “For real? You better not be-“ “No, for real! We’re gonna be alright!” The fact these war-fighting patriots view Chief as their morale boost, their reassurance that everything’s going to be alright; that’s the correct fantasy. In 2012, 343 introduced a girlboss spartan, Sarah Palmer, whose first line to Chief isn’t “Uh hey thanks for saving the human race I really admire you” it’s “Thought you’d be taller. Pfft” mocking him. They *tried* to bring back the original spirit in Halo Infinite with the minority pilot character. The only problem is we are given no initial reason to respect the brown guy, he’s basically chicken shit. Thus, no respect is transferred to the Chief. After failing to recapture such a simple feeling they have reverted back to Sarah Palmer with an ODST (Erm, we found a lore excuse for girlboss to shittalk Chief!) Only problem is she doesn’t speak or talk like an ODST, doesn’t have the baseline respect an ODST would, and THEY HAVE STILL FAILED TO ENABLE THE POWER FANTASY AT THE CORE OF HALO. The reason is simple: They aren’t capable of doing so. The office culture at 343/Halo Studios does not give the breathing room required for Master Chief to be a respected, masculine character. This is one of hundreds of reasons why Halo Studios should be shut down now, permanently. Have other industry veterans bid for a chance to make Halo, like Nintendo did with Metroid Prime. Thanks!

@TheWesternBlue1 @RealJohnRose Bitch, fuck off with that, are you really going off that you hate another branch because one of yours got fucked by friendly fire before you were born? lmao

@CombatMagic94 @RealJohnRose Clearly you've never been in the military if this is your thought process lmao.

@KOGG__ Can you... Can you do this with Syuen, please?

Married life with Jien isn't for the faint of heart.

@TheWesternBlue1 @RealJohnRose BZZZ, wrong, no one cares twenty plus years later, bro. Whoever cares was personally involved, or distrusts Spartans *conceptually*, NOT because of some sparring decades ago.

@CombatMagic94 @RealJohnRose I wouldn't doubt talks occur considering that by 2551, Oni is openly touting Spartans as humanities saviors

@TheWesternBlue1 @RealJohnRose Do you believe all ODST during formation are immediately told about how a kid from the ultra secret project to make ultra secret enhanced soldiers killed three dudes on accident? Let it go, it was a one-off thing on a novel forced on Bungie, no one actually cares.

@CombatMagic94 @RealJohnRose The ODST relationship has been sour with Spartans since they were created lol